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"For the rest of his life, Shane Hollander would have to live with the fact that he had ended his NHL draft day by getting himself off to thoughts of Ilya Rozanov."

IMMMMM BITING MY FINGER

"This fucking country. Bad enough he couldn't smoke indoors anywhere—he needed to go sit in the fucking snow while he did it?"

SMOKERS RIGHTS‼️‼️‼️ RAHHH 🦅🚬🚬

"Finally, Scott rolled his eyes and said, “Votre fils a le sourire le plus adorable.”"

fuck. some gays being cute and sweet in french?? my weakness

"But mostly, I wish my mom was here to see this."

hey so what if i just fucking died. what the fuck.

"He tossed his strawberry baseball cap into a garbage can on the way."

wait..... wait no.. don't do that.... keep it :(

“"I thought you were gonna say you were secretly dating Rozanov."

"Rozanov wishes," Scott said.”

next book, man. let's not get ahead of ourselves now

u know what fuckin time it is

“Theo grins luxuriantly. “My little pastry school valedictorian.”

“Yours,” I echo, heart aching.”

hey so i actually can't do this today.

DO NOT TELL ME. THEY JUST HOOKED UP. AND FOR THE /SECOND TIME/ SHE DIDN'T FINISH AND IS TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT. WHAT?????

am i part of the problem if i have such a bad feeling about this trip or am i just familiar with the layout of the average young adult story's plot? who can say !

yuhhhh cbt and fluoxetine gang let's goooo

yuhhhh cbt and fluoxetine gang let's goooo

« maman... c'est trop demander de vouloir aller au collège? je suis si égoïste que ça? »

OH WHAT THE HELLLLL SOMEONE SHOOT ME IT WOULD HURT LESS

« cette sensation dans ma poitrine... serait-ce... de l'amour? »

sobs. ladynoir come home the kids miss you

« ce qui est étrange, c'est que je sois cloître chez moi depuis la mort de ma mere. »

CLOCK IT

first ever french book i'm reading everyone pray for me

adrien having nightmares about his mom i'm gonna sob

this is just adrienette fic you can't convince me otherwise

“I’m in the mood for a McDonald’s.”

“On Christmas Day?”

“Yeah. I just really want a McFlurry right now.”


girl the boycott...

“It was a utility room. Inside: six washing machines and six dryers.

One of the washing machines was on. It was making a rhythmic thumping sound against the wall.”

OKAYYYY TELL-TALE HEART TEASE?? WERK ! ALICE OSEMAN THE GENIUS THAT YOU ARE

““Oh,” said a voice from behind us.”


god i knew it was coming but i still physically recoiled

FULL STOP. WHAT???? LISTER??????????

“Jimmy immediately protests. “No, no we can’t.””


i don't care how unlikely it is. if naming one of the main characters jimmy was an elaborate set up for this one old ass 1D reference.. i think that might just heal me

“My... my dog... my dog Brian...”

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

“My... my dog... my dog Brian...”

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

“People we know usually message Charlie these days when they want to talk to either of us because I’m horrific at replying to messages.”

me 🤝 nick nelson
terrible at responding

“...his dark brown hair and, I swear to God, it defies gravity...”

holding space for this today💚

“I think Harry Potter’s a bit shit, to be honest,” I say. “Sort of wish we could all move on from it.”


tori u may have ruined the conversation but u won my heart. love u queen

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