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truly can’t deal with italian americans. wdym the main character knows italian fluently (enough to read a police report and written Sicilian dialect) and is a chef but doesn’t know what tiramisu translates to or that marsala is a wine FROM SICILY MIND YOU

I’m so distracted by how the author has no concept of the (very recent) history of social media influencing. This is a book with a very specific timeline why are we talking about instagram videos in the mid-2010s ???? How much research did she do

Is the modern day part of this set in the early 2010s??? why the fuck would she need a flip phone

Marking the page that I did a google search to check if this book was pre-sold to be a movie

Personally i’ve already fancast Geraldine Viswanathan and Jack Lowden (Geraldine is half-Swiss not Icelandic but I feel like it’s the closest we’ll get)

can americans stop using the word mom in their high fantasy books oh my god

these are the dumbest two people to ever exist istg

I should be keeping track of how many times i’ve told these two to shut up but i have not

I really don’t know why i’m hell bent on hate reading every Lynn Painter book but jesus

my god this man is condescending

if you like insta-love, fake dating, military porn that could’ve as easily been found on wattpad, then this is for you

the Carly Rae Jepsen reference count is currently at 3 and i’m in love

I’m assuming this book is spicy and that’s why people like it because so far the “banter” is a big yawn