Andi Plouffe > Recent Status Updates

So far it's about a chick that's only 'introverted' because of her shyness and fear of what people think of her.

Sigh..... tries to make this much deeper than necessary

Soooo where would someone find a man like this? Asking for myself.

'How many people feel like they have a body on their back?'

*stunned*

Finally, she gives a reason for why she thinks sex and love are the same. Why she's sex obsessed.

A man that tries to make you cum loves you and might be a good mate.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

Don't take SSRIS because you won't have obsessive insta-love that makes you sick.

::blink.....blink blink::

She continued to say ocd meds do the same thing and stop you from obsessing over people and that's bad. It's also bad to not be dick-driven and chasing down that dong.

Hunny, you need to learn what love is and isn't. Obession IS NOT NOR WILL EVER BE love. Sex also isn't something to plan your life around.

Doesn't understand how lgbtq community makes it work without breeding desires.

We.....we still have children, still work the same way. It's you who are stupid and confused.

Back to her being undiagnosed bpd because this bitch thinks loosing yourself amd becoming your partner is normal amd healthy.

She falls for hubs at first sight and has such a reaction she needs to lock herself in the bathroom to ground self.

She thinks on and off, love and hate obsessive mood swing filled relationships are normal?

Only if you're fucking borderline, Jesus christ.

'Addicted to him, obsessed' ' falls apart when separated' 'No need for sleep or food' 'addicted to your person' 'love at first sight'

Sigh....

If you're genetically alike someone you'll cheat on them. Apparently you have zero control of yourself. Oh wait....that's just you bitch.

Being on the pill may also stop you from fucking the bad boys and choose someone more husband material....and somehow this is a bad thing.

'Being in love makes people act crazy obsessed and delusional '

Methinks you have a personality disorder there ...

No culpability over her being a flirt when she sees 'bad boys' because she has hormones and is a cavewoman.

So you cheat too. Cool. Cool. No culpability.

BC is bad too because it lowers the cheating hormone apparently and that's not 'normal'

Someone tell me this is satire.

Says women need to raise standards as they're 'looking for husbands not bfs' as if casual sex is sin amd marriage is everyone's goal.

Claims all women want to chase the rich alpha males. Alpha isn't even a real thing amd as a therapist you should know that. Also, we all don't have that type, that's YOUR type. Not all women give a shit about their partners credit score.

She literally made this claim!!!

One week a month I have no desire but I work around that with my hubs'

A week. He can't jerk off for a week?

Raise 👏 your 👏 standards 👏

It's not BC that's the problem here

Then, he claims the average woman feels sexy on her period, dresses provocatively, and looks for mates.

Whoooosaaahhhhh

Never met a woman that says,'I'm ragging it, let's wear minis and prowl'

Page 1' pms symptoms (moodswings and bloating) are normal

Page 57 'bloating is bad for Bain and BC pills cause bloat so stay away!!! Bitch pregnancy is the ultimate bloat!

Continues to whine about weight Gian during meds buuuttt pregnancy causes more than that ON TOP of the weight gain.

For someone all 'accept me as I am' she sure needs to work on her own physical self acceptance and end that projection.

anti 'the pill' while acknowledging 71% have changes, 12 have better moods, and 16% worsen.

You are against something when the majority of women prefer the pill. The amount of people it helps is close to the amount not.

mental gymnastics wildin

Also, for anyone who doesn't know....there are estrogen free BC. She knows but also says hurrr evilll

Says bloating is bad. Mmmhmm but you bloat anyways soooooo....

You give out Lexapro for women on their periods but have spent the last 50-odd pages shitting on the use of meds for actual problems.

Contradictory cunt. Literally gives women antidepressants to take '4 to 7 days before her cycle' and then during the cycle.

That's half the month. She's on antidepressants HALF THE MONTH. To start up again. Weaning off it every month.

The. Fucking. AUDACITY.

Elitest fails to understand we all can't eat vegan organic diets. One in 8 households don't have enough food but let's also shame people for eating what snap allows or what they can afford.

She then proceeds to fat shame and says those who have higher fat content have more issues.

Wasp says what?

Doctors are also not giving out Cymbalta and other meds for your fucking periods girl, give me a break.

Don't take meds or listen to your doctors when they talk about your mental health.

Listen to your local guru or herbalist and self medicate after googling shit from your local gmc though.

Imagine writing a book, and actually writing about how you refise to believe any and all proof that chocolate during your cycle is an American thing.

It uh... it is. It's moreso the high calories and fat those that cycle have cravings for. She literally denies proof of this......much like she denies PMDD is a psychological issues.

literally making her moodswings everyone else's problem.

Let's say it together, class!

You 👏 are 👏 responsible 👏 for 👏 your 👏 words 👏 and 👏 actions

REGARDLESS OFF HORMONES ETC.

it's YOUR JOB to CONTROL YOURSELF

Otherwise, you're ABUSIVE

She even SPECIFIES EXPLOSIVE... but that's cool. Don't do anything for it it's everyone else's problem.

Instead of controlling your own fucking behavior, she tells people to keep track of their periods and warn those around them when you're about to turn into a fuckkng cunt.


She sounds abusive

'Yea I hit him but it wasn't MY fault'

Dismissive of metal health issues related to your cycle (PMDD) AND ACTS LIKE ITS NO DIFFERENT FROM 'NORMAL' PMS. Don't take meds yall, who cares if you're explosive or suicidal on your period. That's everyone else's problem not yours.

Sigh.....
Her husband has to be mentally ill to stay with this one.

And here a woman calls her, asking for medication for her depression after crying in front of everyone at work. Embarrased, and wanting co troll of her emotions, this therapist instead tells her to confront the others (mainly her boss).

Your entitlement is showing.

Your man is too stupid to tell you're sad simply by words and behaviors. You need to cry.

'Men are too stupid to tell you're sad unless you cry in front of them'

Compares taking Prozac and being less emotional, to 'being like a dude' and 'that will negotiatively affect patenting'.........sooo....men can't parent ?

People in SSRI'S have blunted lower moods but it also blunts the highs.

Ok. And? Those lows cause a lot of suicides. Think that's more important than being 'up' all the time.

Complains SSRI's will make us more stable and less emotional.


That......that's the fucking point.

Depression and seasonal affective are good for you because it helps reserve energy.
..girl WHAT

Calls dysthymia a 'low grade depression'. It's literally a severe depression for 2 years or more. What!?!?

Sees females needing more mental help, specifically with anxiety and depression, starting in their teens.

Can't be related to women being traumatized though. Nah. Can't be society. It's the ✨️ hormones ✨️

Women find shit easier than our stupid male partners because we are gatherers and they are hunters.

How about you hunt for a better partner ?