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Why are we believing anyone right now???

Always finding a good parking spot is pretty elite I’m not gonna lie

This is certainly carnaval-esque in the mind games department

I feel like we’re only just starting to get into the actual plot now

If ember ends up having a romantic storyline with the man that sexually assaulted her sister I will go insane

Am I up too late? Yes. Am I only reading this because of the show? Also yes.

First time in this book someone did something that actually made sense and wasn’t for the sake of miscommunication

“Run over by a carriage. Incurable case of a broken neck” lol

There is simultaneously nothing and so much happening at once and it’s lo the miscommunication trope

Not her father bringing up consummation I’m dying oh dear

Lowkey still waiting to get into it

Slow pacing

She assisted him up the vines to join her on the balcony, embracing the flowers that were not at all poisonous—

(“Why would you say that? How is that necessary.”)

—and they hugged and kissed, so happy were they to be free of their curses, to be together. Wouldn’t you know it, all along, all he’d needed to do was give her some flowers.

(Nicholas sighs.)

Throwback to when she thought his flowers poison

No this is so cute and lowkey giving more lore of Nicholas and Naomi when they were dating too

“Hang on, I thought you were setting me up to be the Nutcracker!” Nicholas says, indignant. “You can’t make me a Rat King!”




“Oh, Nicholas, you’re so vain.” Naomi gives him an infuriatingly serene smile. “Of course you think this story’s about you.”

No it’s iconic I love the twist and it makes so much sense w the original book

“ Naomi rarely left her castle because she didn’t want to meet anyone to accidentally fall in love with, as the business of forgetting she was in love sounded like it would probably make the other party quite displeased. “ summary of Nicholas the entire book lmao

I knew this going in but the juxtaposition of like high fantasy characters with urban fantasy objects/ just plain technology is stressing me out

Kinda satisfying to see how hard an opponent a wyrm is. Kudos to Feyre for defeating one alone

Why is this low key reading like fanfiction

Again finding a reason to remove Lucie from the thick of it. It ducks that she’s relegated a secondary character when James is a main one. Additionally, that she should have less relevance in general like how she can’t shoot the gun? Why wouldn’t she be able to when she’s the same as James? Just bc Belial prefers James? Also you’d think Belial would at least try with Lucie if he’s that determined

Also where was Jessamine? Miss my sole duty is now to protect the institute & could protect it from Sebastian & his army of dark hunters?

Youre telling me these assholes didn’t send the dog through to salvation?

Cordelia is being such a bitch to Lucie. Like trying to use her for her powers after she said no which is why Lucie didn’t tell anyone about them to begin with AND THEN getting mad at Lucie for 1) standing up for her BROTHER which Cordelia has done too and 2) working with Grace to raise her brother after Cordelia literally ran off on a romantic adventure with Lucies brothers parabatai. Like girl shut up

“I don’t know what I feel” that’s biggest bs I’ve ever heard you’ve been simping for James for almost 2000 pages previously

She didn’t want to come between them yet this is how she handles things with them and now she won’t talk to Lucie. Great job Cordelia.

Miscommunication strikes again. James should’ve just come to clean to Cordelia & if he wasn’t going to do that, come clean to Matthew NOW ugh stop the unnecessary conflict I want to punch this book

“Had fled London without a word or warning to Cordelia” SORRY BUT WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW CORDELIA? NOT IN LONDON & YOU SAID NOTHING TO LUCIE WHEN YOU FLED EITHER. not to mention the only reason she’s finding out about Lucie is because James came to find her. The hypocrisy.

On the principal of parabatai as well as marriage I want to fight someone. I don’t even care about James and Cordelia. More upset about Matthew and James to be honest

The fact that he kept the letters bc he was an older brother missing his sister >>

Obsessed with the tension of him not wanting her to read the letter he wrote and the distractions he’s trying