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WILD

i, too, am “more approachable when consumed through the Brita filter of [my] friends” HAHA

wow. so apparently i can no longer read/hear/think/say the phrase “we both know” without thinking “and the toughest part is that we both know what happened to you, why you’re out on your own — merry christmas, please don’t call.”

thanks jack antonoff!

“Half the evil in this world occurs while decent people stand by and do nothing wrong.”

woah.

“He harassed NASA into giving me health insurance!”

Levi really is the ideal man

“[Copenhagen] is so safe that Queen Magrethe used to walk from Amalienborg Palace to the shops every morning to buy flowers and vegetables just like a normal citizen. I once asked a Dane who guarded her in such circumstances, and he looked at me with surprise and replied, ‘Why, we all do.’”

hey bill, hope you’ve reformed your opinion about womens’ body hair since you wrote this. after all, it doesn’t concern you :)

“What did I tell you? Your bond with that boy is hydrogen only. When are you going to wake up and smell the ions?”

HAHAHA

bro pulled a reverse-inigo-montoya when he omitted that bit abt him being left handed LOL

this is enabling my delusions

i wanna be her.

feel as though am descending into TSH-like madness. ooh look, a doctor who reference!

“And You. Who are You? Who is it that I am writing for? Are You a traveller who has cheated Tides and crossed Broken Floors and Derelict Stairs to reach these Halls?”

omg okay!

it is absolutely hilarious how incapable these two are at just talking to each other when both are so clearly smitten

WE’RE BACK!!! I feel like I’m reliving the golden years of when ADSOM first came out. The magic, the pirates… the cutting, poetic, PERFECT dialogue, and descriptions of worlds so realistic they seem actually to be places I visit within my mind.