Caroline > Recent Status Updates

The world changes continue to confuse me chapter by chapter

Too much singing

i've said this before and i'll say it again: it is a travesty that my inner monologue is not voiced by stanley tucci

starting to think Ted Bundy was not a good guy

where 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 mystery 👏🏼

if you know me irl… just look away

this is hurting 😫

oh, this is lovely.

the high of having found this in the new book section of the library is better than that of any drug

philospher king marcus aurelian?? ok i see u cassandra 🫡

maybe i’ve just become disillusioned with celebs over the past year or so, but this is not as enjoyable as i thought it would be

a three-legged bernese mountain dog?? be still my heart

my list of nemeses is growing by the second

this is very midsomer murders coded (i’m thrilled)

narrated by the ninth doctor himself??!?!!

no question about it, i’m ready to be hurt again