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his "massive hands" are giving 2000 yaoi hands ngl

does... does alex aster know that gold is one of the weakest metals out there???

Merlin when i see you WHEN I SEE YOU

Lev grossman could write my grocery list and still make it beautiful and full of longing and also slip in a sex joke.

I don't think I've ever read a sex scene so bad girl get up!!!!!!

Heterosexual relationships truly are a prison uh

is ana huang allergic to good writing? what is this???

there is a footnote, the seventh just for this chapter, about how white european men used to fill their translated books with too many footnotes.
R.F. Kuang are we being sarcastic or...?

what the hell just happened, i don't like this at all

"my mind screams like a juvenile"
can someone steal the thesaurus from this author's hands please...

How am I at 22% and the climax has already happened???

this story is so clunky and yet i can't stop reading it.
it feels exactly like one of those bl mangas from the 2000s like straight up yaoi cocaine

I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK WHAT THE FUCK

THESE PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME GRAY HAIRS OMG DAVID!!!!!

YOU IDIOTTTTT oh i am so stressed

all these bitches do is play hockey and yearn!!!

Never under any circumstances read this while playing Boys will be bugs on your speakers if you don't want to cry on your train commute at seven a.m.

“Vorrei ricordarti che c’è un pazzo che vorrebbe adottarti, un cugino ladro che compare e scompare per rivelare cose a caso con il suo finto accento francese e un altro dai lunghi capelli castani che ti ha quasi impiccata”

Mondo di patty called, they want their plot back.

"Forse comincio a capire perché ci portiamo sempre Liam appresso. Se non parla troppo e interviene ogni tanto, è un buono stacco dalla drammaticità dei momenti che viviamo.”

Lo sapevate che Liam è li solo come comic relief? lo sapevate? se non lo sapevate ve lo dico io, l'autrice, perche lo so che è difficile da capire...

La parola "raghi" è canon in questo universo e onestamente mi fa venir voglia di buttarmi fuori dalla finesta

this karaoke scene was like watching a thai bl protagonist pull out a guitar

mentally unstable 27ys found crying on their sofa because of a coming out scene.
Nobody is surprised.

Nobody talk to me I'm having a great time

uh oh I am not liking this as I should...

i don't want to read this but i want to but i don't want to

i am once again sad because of a grumpy old man. big sigh.

Why am I doing this to myself??????

Never, never<\b> reading this in public ever again.

oh.
oh