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Alice is 10% done with Egotistical Puckboy (Puckboys, #1)

this karaoke scene was like watching a thai bl protagonist pull out a guitar

— Dec 16, 2025 02:45AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 350 of 400 of Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

mentally unstable 27ys found crying on their sofa because of a coming out scene.
Nobody is surprised.

— Dec 03, 2025 11:00AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 209 of 400 of Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

Nobody talk to me I'm having a great time

— Dec 03, 2025 12:16AM 1 comment

Alice is 45% done with Slow Days, Fast Company: The World, the Flesh, and L.A.

uh oh I am not liking this as I should...

— Nov 10, 2025 02:01AM Add a comment

Slow Days, Fast Company: The World, the Flesh, and L.A.

Alice is 67% done with Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3)

i don't want to read this but i want to but i don't want to

— Oct 17, 2025 02:39AM Add a comment

Alice is 55% done with Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3)

i am once again sad because of a grumpy old man. big sigh.

— Oct 16, 2025 07:04AM Add a comment

Alice is 15% done with Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3)

Why am I doing this to myself??????

— Oct 14, 2025 12:28PM Add a comment

Alice is on page 547 of 757 of Fool's Quest (The Fitz and the Fool, #2)

Never, never<\b> reading this in public ever again.

— Oct 12, 2025 09:48AM Add a comment

Fool's Quest (The Fitz and the Fool, #2)

Alice is on page 432 of 706 of Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1)

oh.
oh

— Oct 07, 2025 12:53AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 287 of 706 of Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1)

oh.
so i need more therapy. got it.

— Oct 04, 2025 11:33AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 107 of 706 of Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1)

Punch me in the fucking teeth now will you

— Oct 01, 2025 09:57AM Add a comment

Alice is 90% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

they sentence "Cunt, absolute cunt, served" was said and i need the author to put down the rupaul drag race dvds

— Sep 23, 2025 08:40AM Add a comment

Alice is 80% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

And the protagonist has been completely incoherent and drunk on exhaustion for, let me check... THREE QUARTERS OF THE BOOK

— Sep 23, 2025 03:56AM Add a comment

Alice is 64% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

"He must be one of those asexuals. Like the spiders."
I'm sorry???????

— Sep 22, 2025 11:09PM Add a comment

Alice is 50% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

"Pussy power! Fuck the patriarchy!"
I want to set myself on fire!

— Sep 22, 2025 05:37AM Add a comment

Alice is 45% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

"What in the fuckity fuck was that!" said Patro
who is Patroclus
why

— Sep 22, 2025 03:56AM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

Patroclus honey what have they done to you

— Sep 22, 2025 12:19AM Add a comment

Alice is 10% done with Blood of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #1)

I think I am having a stroke.
That or this book is depleating my braincells.

— Sep 21, 2025 09:28AM Add a comment

Alice is 80% done with Ardent Violet and the Infinite Eye (Starmetal Symphony, #2)

I swear to god if something happens to them I'm setting this house and myself on fire

— Jul 21, 2025 11:39AM Add a comment

Ardent Violet and the Infinite Eye (Starmetal Symphony, #2)

Alice is 40% done with Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil

Does... does v.e. schwab think they spoke modern italian in the fifteen hundreds?????
And incorrect italian at that???????????

— Jun 26, 2025 01:15AM Add a comment

Alice is 15% done with Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil

Secondo voi, Maria usa la tinta Manic Panic o tipo garnier capelli ultra rossi?

— Jun 23, 2025 09:25AM Add a comment

Alice is 30% done with Wildfire (Maple Hills, #2)

American puritanism? In my fun smut book??????

— Jun 05, 2025 04:45AM Add a comment

Alice is 15% done with Wildfire (Maple Hills, #2)

To the friend who convinced me to give this a chance during pride month, may your pillow always be damp and hot and your hair frizzy and sticky.

He has a bid dick and reads fitzgerald dear god...

— Jun 02, 2025 07:14AM Add a comment

Alice is 71% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

awwww, finally a cute heartfelt momennnn--- NEVERMIND he's thinking about her ass again...

— May 29, 2025 02:23AM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

They have been boning for SIX CHAPTERS!!!!!!!!
Spare meeeeee i just want anastasia's sotryyyyy

— May 23, 2025 06:09AM Add a comment

Alice is 60% done with The Land Across

oh... so the narrator is lying to me...

— May 23, 2025 05:03AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 95 of 448 of Into the Drowning Deep (Rolling in the Deep, #1)

Bloodthirsty mermaids let's gooooooo

— May 06, 2025 06:33AM Add a comment

Into the Drowning Deep (Rolling in the Deep, #1)

Alice is 30% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

I want to bang these two idiot's heads on each other like coconuts

— May 04, 2025 06:48AM Add a comment

Alice is 18% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

Why do beautiful women go for the crustiest fictional men???? WHY?????

— Apr 11, 2025 10:25AM 2 comments

Alice is 15% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

Man, this is incredibly boring

— Apr 09, 2025 01:56AM Add a comment

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