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🤬😡 « Nina Dobrev: Candice, Kat, and I were the three lowest-paid series regulars in the first two seasons. »

“This book is dedicated to all librarians everywhere—for they are the true keepers of the secret flame and not to be trifled with.”

it's probably a red herring, but does Jaden have to be so mean?

💔😭 » “It seemed like everyone wanted the attention on me. Wanted me to feel like a criminal, wanted me to be punished, and I couldn’t understand why. Was it because of the way I looked? Because I came from a single-parent home? Because I didn’t belong, didn’t fit, didn’t deserve to be in the same space as their precious kids? Why did everyone always treat me like I was someone bad?”

dang, this kid sucks. » And that’s when Jaden lifted a finger and pointed it at Laila. “It was her. Laila’s cookie killed Chef Remi.”

[insert Derek's DRAMAAA! gif here] 🤣 » Perhaps it wasn’t kind to speak ill of the dead, but it wasn’t exactly kind to be sneaking off for a romantic punt down the canal with your girlfriend hours after marrying your wife, either.

💀💀 » “They’d taken some sort of cosmic octopus creature and combined it with your average, suburban, anti-vax, let-me-talk-to-your-manager mom.”

🤯😱 » “Cuban president Fidel Castro survived 634 assassination attempts by the CIA, all of which were fumbled, thwarted, or straight up abandoned.”

🤞🙏 » “To this day, neither the United States nor any other nation has deployed a neutron weapon. So maybe ol’ Jimmy peed neon for months, and heck, he even made it to the ripe old age of 100 (RIP, Jimmy), but this is the rare case in which sending a future US president into the heart of danger also changed the course of history… for the better.”

didn't expect this from this book 👏👏👏 » “Your being brown doesn’t make you ugly. Mom always says we’re beautiful. We just have this hang-up about white being pretty because it’s what our Spanish and American colonizers wanted us to think.”

my nostalgia is kicking in with all of these names so far: Jolina, Claudine, Judy, Ann, Marvin, Angelica, Rica... I'm just waiting on a John Lloyd or something 😂