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🤣 OMG good reads why is this your cover! So far, I really like the tone of this book so thank goodness Libby had a different one. I would’ve never picked it up lol.

“It’s cursive! Which I could read not because I learned it in school but I spent a summer learning cause I thought it would be fun.”

Kill me 🫠 if it’s truly dead in the water I’m buying my future children cursive books for funnzies. This is my muscle memory it’s the only way I write. Don’t tell me society is gonna pass me by 😭. My printing looks like I’m 7 - when I stopped. Never again!

LOL Libby said it’s time to be less serious and gave me a skip the line loan for this now 😝👌.

Teetering on if this one is worth continuing, but I’ve made it so far. Can’t say I love the main character and it’s a first person story. 🙃 Waiting for the first spooks~

That When Harry Met Sally comment is fighting words 😱

Anatole is Anatoling as expected so far I did not see Andre’s attitude coming 👀

Well I thought why not after watching the great comment of 1812 🤣👌 bracing myself for this to be in the currently reading section for over a year

I’ve only just started, but I can tell I’ve already found a keeper 👏

Thoughts are brewing lol

Ahhh 😱 I know it’s in the description but I’m in the before times right now and they’re so sweet. I can’t continue.

*Pause for Ashley Tisdale breathing exercises* I will press on but later. 😂

Only just started chapter 2, but I can already tell this is going to be a wild ride. Love the narrative voice so far. Our main character is cynical and done with everything but in a very observant manner.

I can already tell based on some of the 1 start reviews screaming ludicrous that it is, but I think I’m still gonna love this 🩵

I knew it after one sentence exchanged the electricity was there ⚡️

“Nothing reeks havoc like a weak man”

10/10 👏 Quote

Other mommy, you tricky bitch lol

Apologies Ursula, but only partially. I think she’s reading your mind so those are still technically your words, just probably the worst reflection of you that you wouldn’t actually voice. 🤔

Other mommy is scary right now, but mom is scarier.

Reality horror, trumps supernatural any day 😵‍💫

I don’t care how confused and guilty you feel talk to your spouse talk to a wall talk to a therapist do not treat you’re supposedly unconscious child as therapy! Read her Dr. Seuss and get out of the bedroom! Bad mom award 🥇 fuck you Ursula!

* Calming breaths lol *

“Agatha Christie‘s books are not weird! If you try reading something other than potato chip bags you’d know that!”

Great dis big sis 😆

Holy pepperoni! 🫣 is right girl. Appreciating my PG high school days lol

I feel “pacifically” called out 😭