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This is surprisingly dense. Idk what I expected but I’m learning a lot of names for bacteria and appreciating the diet of whales.

Oh nooooooooo the moon that rose at sunset was absolutely not a crescent moon 😭😭😭😭😭should science teachers should be required to beta read books to assure the moon shape is correct? Sign my petition at change dot org 😭

Not all 15 hour audio books are created equal

Pet falcon for the second time in one year. To what do I owe this pleasure

Read most of this on a vacation. Got off the plane 4 days ago and have read about 2 pages since. That’s what we call a capital W Wall.

Ready to give it all up for these boys

Okayyyyyyyy latin tutor 👀👀👀🔥🔥🔥
Y’all knew I was going to go feral for a pet kestrel

“We are the kind of people who like to eat one meal while planning at least two other meals that are occurring in the future.” These people are my genetic material and no 23andMe can convince me otherwise

“I notoriously troll for compliments.”
Oh so this book is about me

I have one day to finish this or I will have finished zero physical or kindle books all month and I cannot allow that

So far Anne is a relatable amount of dramatic

Happy to say that after months of chasing the romantic high of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love, I found it again. Furious with myself for sleeping on this one, two wasted years without Andy and Nick in my brain.

Alexa play “Life of a Showgirl”
…actually
Alexa play “Ruin the Friendship”

The library emailed to tell me to bring this back but don’t they know I haven’t touched it in days not because I didn’t want to but because I was busy binge watching The Summer I Turned Pretty? No respect left in this world

Despite some negative reviews I am giving this a go. It is as boring as advertised

My sick day binge listen! I’m about halfway through an arc of the third book in this series (this is book one) and worried it might confuse me but it has made me like the third book even more appreciating Georgianna’s role as the actress dumb blonde in this book. These books are so fun!

Nobody speak to me until I’ve finished this

Looking at you, children

Can John Green pump out more of these hyper fixation books please? Give the people what they want

This is a RIOT

Ive decided to try and get out of my kindle slump using fan fiction— haven’t finished a book on there in 4+ months, quit all of them at about 25%— starting things off strong with Draco needing to realign his chakras.

Getting such a rush every time I open the audio book and see those lips 👄

An absolute TREAT to be back at the Deucalion

This poor book had to follow two five star reads, so the first two weeks of reading it felt like trying to swim in a block of cheese. But we have movement and I am ready to go get some VC funding!!! (Said no one ever!!!)

It comes as a surprise to exactly no one that I am loving this

“At Maple Street, we knew those four words —“I’m proud of you”— outrank “I love you” in terms of how much we need to hear them, especially from our parents.”

Not taking this on the plane Thursday so time to hustle

Haulin’!!! Might actually make it!!!

Once again coming in hot with the week of book club read a thon