Maya Schott > Recent Status Updates

Emotionally preparing myself for a third act breakup. Low-key want a romance where nothing goes wrong at any point.

Giggling, squealing and kicking my little feet 💫💘

Gotta love a life altering trip to the strip club 💘

It’s giving she bitched bitchily

No way is a real person referring to her designer pants as “my Izzy Marants”.

“When have we ever believed that the world wasn’t ending?”

“There is never enough pee in novels. We pee as much as we eat and drink, and characters are always eating and drinking - but never peeing.”

“I saw the quote as a life raft, as though I were a small version of me adrift in a bowl of milk and the quote was the lone cheerio I had to grab onto.”

I know Josie is a child, but I find her quite annoying, and I get the sense that she’s supposed to be very likeable? Sound off in the comments.