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Low key kinda boring. Seems like it’s just 500 pages of a privileged guy feeling sorry for himself.

I guess it’s important to the story that we get a description of every single female character’s breasts.

You can tell this was written by a guy, because a 51 year old man was just described as middle aged.

This is incredibly repetitive.

I gotta get me a Barb and Ethel

Frankie is shedding the expectations set for her as a woman in the sixties, but it is so so important that we as readers understand that she’s really attractive and all the guys have the hots for her.

Rye: women can be heroes
Frankie: that literally never even occurred to me, I’m gonna go change my whole life now

I wish I could read this in one sitting, but alas I must have my Christmas naps.

Lying in bed all day reading about grizzly (fictional ofc) murders. Life is good 🥰🎄

Whenever I’m like “ah finally a character I really relate to” then it turns out to be someone with clinical depression.