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Didn't realize it was getting a Bridgerton spinoff in the middle.

Also everyone was right, there is still no plot to this. I'm still vibing but I think if I hadn't known that going in, I'd be pretty annoyed by now. As it is, taking it as little gay vignettes with vampires, it still kinda works! Though I did skim some when we had to see Alice go through everything Sabine already went through, come on now!

Saw someone say this was low on plot and heavy on vibes but so far the vibes are lesbian vampires and killing terrible men and thats ok with me.

This really has me googling the nearest cracker barrel (2 hours 🥲) to see if I could buy a valomilk. I'll settle for a five star bar which apparently they might have at the store 5 min from my house we'll see.

Likening a piece of coconut to chewing on a bit of sweetened cuticle is about to ruin my whole day. I guess he would know as a self described nail biter.

Hey uh, don't read chapter 17 and be listening to i know a place by Muna at the same time.

I imagine the Studbudz stream for Tampa Bay 2017 would have gone craaazy.

A millionaire in rookie season? I'm angry on behalf of my rooks in the W fighting for their damn cba. Also "liking your parents" representation in media, thank you Shane

"There's so much Foucault on the top shelf, and I couldn't tell you anything about him, except that on the scale of male philosophers, he is among the more fuckable." Max is so FUNNY

"why would you avoid someone you desired" tyun, girl please!!

Ok love our saint hunter and monk just having a side quest with sheep meanwhile everyone else I don't care about and can't remember necessarily how they ended up joining our party are getting hunted. Love that for the queer community. Bring back our dog man!!

"This boy is a miracle. That he loves me is a second miracle." Oh ok 🥺

Already obsessed that we've used "faded shrimp" twice as a color descriptor.

"you sleep. I watch." 🥺🥺

Naming your late bloomer lesbian Bette is the funniest thing, wdym I have to imagine a world where a woman named Bette wasn't the gayest woman you ever met in your whole life, the history just goes too deep (ilu Bette Porter). Had to take a break from thinking about gay 🏒 boys so hard left turn into wlw existential crisis instead. Still devoured the first 5??! (short) chapters on the way to work today.

ROCKYYYYYYY

"There was, and still is, a divine pleasure in having someone peel back all the layers and scoop out all the muck in order to get a good look at you."

I really know how to pick a book, death of a dad and women's basketball. My jam right now I guess

Crimson Peaked more than I thought it would after I literally rewatched Crimson Peak on Saturday because I'm reading this 😅. Sometimes I wish the patient transcripts weren't at the end of most chapters, I feel like it kinda makes the flow of this clunkier. But also idk where I would put them so...

omg please I miss elephant bar so much (and if I wanted to "um actually" this, I feel like it had to be in millbrae not burlingame sorry. I'm about to be so annoying about the bay references). not sure what I was expecting but I truly do not know where this is headed.

Guillermo del Toro would have a field day with this visually. Finding it a little sluggish in this back half but I think part of that is me.

This is what happens when you just pick a random audiobook available on Libby, queer disney adults?? ok!?

Ok but did Frazer Douglas have to read OdRIZZeus like that??

Some of these men need to leave Two alone!!

As a rule, men don't seem very able to imagine a woman in motion separate from them.

Grief makes dominoes of thoughts, the line of a spiral all leading back to the same thing.

"I'm just trying to do the things a person would do of they loved themselves as much as they loved other people." What are we trying to be, well adjusted? Damn!

A world tour for any artist would not start three days before Christmas, insanity.

The audiobook on 1.25x speed sounds like it's being read by Ben Wishaw buts it's not?!

When she said the part about if sin was manifested as a thing, it would be a pastry, I felt that lol