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"full-figured" -- phrase to avoid if you want to actually communicate something

I'm struggling with a hot-shot female jet pilot noticing another pilot's "full-figure" first thing and then thinking "I bet she turns a lot of heads" but maybe that's on me.

"a body that just wouldn't quit"

*sigh*

OK, we have some conflict coming that might be good.

Gah! "Disseminate" does not mean "discern"!

"cup of ambition"
"how deep the rabbit hole goes"
bacon and chocolate

Oh, Lort.

AH! A DISDAINFUL ROBOT!

(I wonder if it's a pimp?)

Gee, I sure hope this book on the ultimate government isn't chock full of weird sex.

Ha! I knew it! "The Prince" was satirical!

Can't blame @372pages for this one. I brought it on myself.

Once more into the breach, dear @372Pages friends.

Was the first book this dumb? 'cause this is really, really dumb.

Ah. So Russian literature exists to make the Russian winter seem less bleak by comparison.

Let's get some культура up in the дом. Crap, what would the declension be for "hizzy"?

A literary lobotomy.

Mesmer!

Because the light was on.

Stefan Malli—clear inspiration for "Lady of the Shroud".

He picked up a book with 372 pages. "This is a book with 372 pages," he said.

Queen Elizabeth was a MAN?!

OMG! ROSS WAS REAL AND HE SOLD SNAKES!!!

Physiognomy! Drink!

A "dark" white hottie. Drink!

Good thing I'm not actually drinking.

=Actual= secret wedding. Drink!

Scotch wedding! Drink!

Potential vampire/mummy/snake lady! Drink!

Second sight! Drink!

Secret real estate deal! Drink!

Stoker's gonna psychologize for a while. *checks watch* No, yeah, he's still doing it.

Well, this has started out charming!