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Really thought Part 2 was gonna be a flashback to what happened in their childhood and instead it's Jude getting crisps from a vending machine

'King Lear and his dyke daughters,' Irene said, and then wished she didn't.

finally some good fucking food

the horseshoe theory of gender is real ...

hey so let's NOT rest until we've burned at least one man on the stake 🥰

the strawberry pajamas literally make me wanna die. oh my god

Julia: so i drank, smoke, shoplifted, was hit and hit on by multiple grow-ass men and women, blew a 23 year old guy, shuffled between two continents
Me: wow
Julia: ...it was time to graduate middle school
Me: .......

snore

spewky sewson

Niigata cold being so "painful" Rika feels like her "blood vessels are going to freeze up and burst"......... the cold in question: -2C😩

jail for starting most sentences with non-finite clauses👮‍♀️🤚

??? the translation is bad ???

???? the translation is terrible at times ????

SIGH i love a scammy bitch

wait until netflix finds ted the caver lmaooo

damn...god is dead

OHHH MAGAAWWWDD

"Sinua on loukattu, ensiksikin sinun esteettisiä tunteitasi ja toisekseen sinun ylpeyttäsi: että mitenkä sinunkaltaisesi suurmiehen pakeille on voinut ilmaantua näin mitätön piru?" 🫢😭

also liza wanting to die, burn the house down, kill everyone, marry someone so they could cheat on her and leave her, and finally slamming the door on her own fingers all within ~7 pages is peak 16-year-old girl experience

the oohh ma gaawd tiktok sound

😵‍💫

now what

intrusive thought: megan thee stallion as grušenka

👁️👄👁️ it's happening

alyošha;___;

sometimes i have to veer off litfic bc it can be so pretentious and dull only to find some genre novel with atrocious prose and idk like. What am i doing here. Maybe i should quit books and find some nice relaxing hobby

who the fuck reserved this at the library. this is so HARD i alr have like 10€ in fines

googling dostoevsky fanart to find out who's hot

grushenka...slay mama