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Bea is exhausting.

Lucca? Her mother must have really hated her to give her that name.

Of course ONI is being used for porn.

just a casual mention of the author's other books.

they met... twice? three times? he's kinda creepy

I mean, show the parents the new drawings, I’m sure they don’t think their child is that gifted

they all need better friends

these two went from -1000 to 100 in like 5 pages.

Oh no.

I don't think Brené has ever read anything by J.K. Rowling beside Harry Potter. Not even one of her tweets.

“I wish I had my gun”. You’re ten, I wish you didn’t have a gun.

His sister speaks normal English, not English with an English accent. What.

This girl was talking about a covid vaccine while having sex.

Her ex-husband wasn’t wrong, she’s not that funny.

"Lassie plastic surgery" I get it, fun.
"Corgi embarassing themselves" okay, cute.
"is my tail a normal size" ahah

"refaninancing my mortgage", "what is bitcoin", "how to tie a tie". how--- how are these funny.

Hard boiled eggs don’t burn, they explode. Trust me.

Why a 70 years old Italian woman has an English name?