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"God moved his surfboard alongside the handlebar moustache of the beloved commander."
At this point, I don't even question that sentence anymore.

"Her fist caught him smack in his left eye. She hit like a girl, without any weight behind it" ... seriously.

"The kind of thing Alice would never wear. Couldn't, not with her figure." Are you shitting me.

This book makes me so angry. Just refrain from writing female characters if all you're going to tell me about them are their boobs. Or lack thereof. I hate you.

"Loud in here, part habit, part defense mechanism: little room for words with two cabinets and a sub pushing Slim K's Purple Haze remix through these speakers."

"When you make the effort to speak someone else's language, even if it's just basic phrases here and there, you are saying to them, 'I understand that you have a culture and identity that exists beyond me. I see you as a human being.'"

Should have known Jim was the kinda guy to cheat on his girlfriend/wife in every thinkable scenario and casually leave his children behind, but get concerned about his daughter's well-being as she puts on weight. Classic Jim.