Theodora > Recent Status Updates

“festooned” count: 4

omg I do not care anymore lol

uhhhhh what just happened

lol ruh roh

Remember those nancy drew computer games? When you reached a point in the game where you don’t know what to do, so you end up going around and talking to all the suspects over and over again until you run out of questions and they respond with “I really can’t talk right now.” So then you just go click random clues on bookshelves? That’s what I feel like i’m reading lol.

🥱

these kids have wild lives. I was still watching spongebob in high school

tangotits

is this…… serial?

the entire car bit made me LOL

lila said this and marla did that and where is the wine said phoebe. and then mel laughed and juice cried and high bun low bun suz and nat and neck pillow and ding dong and bing bong

don’t ✏️ ingest ✏️ eucalyptus ✏️ oil✏️

james be like “life is so safe and good. i’m gonna ruin it for funsies! 🤪”

“hey so ever since drunkenly kissing your brother, i’ve been stuck in a time warp loop and reliving this same vacation like 5 times and I think i’m going crazy and idk what’s happening but I really like you and i’d like to talk this out because i’m upset and confused and-“
“you.. kissed my brother?😡😡😡”