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they’re literally surrounded by 30-40 soldiers and our girl has not told her love interest the extent of her power because “if i tell him and kill all these people he’s going to hate meeeeee 😣” omg PRIORITIES!!!

“and he was still, staring right at her with that insouciant curve to his mouth that was more scar than attitude” what the fuckkkkkk are you talking about

also author pulling the “everything she does in her life is for this one guy but she likes girls too TRUST🙏 i have written a queer novel btw” oh brother

the alix harrow + rachel gillig comps seem appropriate but comping this to tamsyn muir… you have got to be out of your fucking mind… real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb shit

the love interest was described as “insouciant” 3 pages in so you can imagine how this reading experience is going

unfortunately i AM curious about the sauceless gtn ripoff camilla/palamedes fanfic …….

so not only is hilary mantel an insane prose stylist she is also funny

the tense change oh my GOD……..

godddddddd 😟

jawdropppppp