Bailee Ford > Recent Status Updates

Ryan Price I want to shrink you down and put you in my pocket

I worked at a smoothie shop for years and not once met a hot hockey player. Kip Grady teach me your ways

there comes a point in every Jane Austen novel where I tell my Austen book club that I actually hate all of the potential love interests.
we have reached that point & I need people to get their shit together

beginning to grow fatigued by the number of times our narrator has said “grinding”

had to relisten to the first 10% of the audiobook because I finally realized this book takes place before Network Effect. thought I was going insane

the evil politician running for president under the tagline “make America great again” … Octavia I was not aware just how accurate your gift of prophecy could be

I love Nico DiAngelo so much I just named a puppy after him. Excited to see what horrible quest he has to face next

Dante would’ve done numbers on ao3

Should not have started this at 11pm after 2 margaritas because I am sooooo confused

…holy shit

update: I'm doubling down on the Gideon/Harrow agenda

it may be too early to say this, but both of these women are insufferable & I ship it

just want to document that I think ***** is the prophet which would be DRAMA if true

pulled back into the BreeHive so I can finally open my Oathbound preorder

“whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same” refers to the fact that they are both INSUFFERABLE

I fear I may be too ace for this book

just discovered GRRM never finished this series so like do I even care to push through the next 800 pages

why is everyone talking like a video game npc

fuck Tobias Hawthorne tbh

selwyn kane is the new love of my life