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what in telenovela ahh plot twist was that

not a long-sleeved taylor swift eras tour blue hoodie 😭😭

oh these rednecks are fucked up

save me karin slaughter

the main character is annoying as hell. so what if your best friend whacked a man or two, at least she's loyal

omg i love canada, i love the 90s, i love lesbians

"i fell in love with her teeth" bbg what are we smoking

i should stop giving male authors chances because wtf is this weird, dense shit

oh girl what is even going on at this point

it's the not even bothering to call the police and asking the family who're most likely responsible for your daughter's disappearance to check the surveillance cameras themselves for me

girl 😂😂 electric chair

what the fuck??! pamela i'm so sorry

so her husband's been missing for days, probably decomposing in a lake somewhere at this point, and she decides to make another podcast episode? bruhh

"we're toxic, but our money isn't" word!

let me guess - this is gonna be a 'like father, like son' situation

"a dead russian, emptied of blood by a great, gaping
wound, all his blood in a pool beside him" oop monsieur sartre that was very sexy of you

not to be like "i knew it" re: kate mara but like,,, i knew it

"Beth wondered if they were lonely, those things that had been men. If they missed their wives, their mothers, their daughters and girlfriends and dominatrixes"

ah yes, the four types of women: the girlfriends/wives, the mothers, the daughters and *looks at smudged writing on hand* the sex workers

the way you can tell this is written by a man not even one page in 🤢