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The father got into the car and had a difficult time buckling his seatbelt. He said “this damn thing”. My grandma did/said the EXACT SAME THING in her later years with dementia. Felt like she was coming through to say “hello!”

Reads almost too similarly to The Lonely Hearts Book Club

Two things:

LEAVENWORTH DOESNT HAVE A CHIPOTLE. WE ALL WISH IT DID, BUT IT DOESNT

and

EXCUSE ME?! You can drive UNDER THE ENGLISH CHANNEL?! Absolutely not. No.

I mean, come on. The author couldn’t have come up with anything better than “Pinky Man”? It just seems so…. juvenile.