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this man has GOT to stop serving other people i stg

idk what it is but I can’t get through this book

somebody needs to hold a metaphorical knife to my throat and remind me that I exist to read

hm.

he was going to give arya his true name 🥺🥺🥺 girl said “im good” ☠️

be so forreal rn, who are rorans real parents bc hes not human 💪🔨

not the one room one bed scene happening but they actually just sleep separately 🥸

WHAAAAAAAAAT NOT MURTAUGH

Eragon’s back pain is a main fucking character at this point. Get this man some icy hot!

Not Roran being shook that Eragon’s wanted for treason and saying “the same blood runs in our veins. Who knows, Eragon may have accomplished as much or more than I have since he left” 🫢 SIR!

my poor eragon baby, always in pain :/

Is Arya a secret elf princess or something

“My wife says books aren’t real.”

“Thank God for that. You can shut them, say, ‘Hold on a moment.’ You play God to it.But who has ever torn himself from the claw that encloses you when you drop a seed in a TV parlor? It grows you any shape it wishes! It is an environment as real as the world. It becomes truth and is the truth. Books can be beaten down with reason.

🐉💙

“Being with a man who’s a doer—who not only notices when you’re tired and need a break, but gives you that break—is quite possibly the most arousing experience I’ve ever had.”

Ugh thank the lord for single dads and 🤠 SAWYER

“Being with a man who’s a doer—who not only notices when you’re tired and need a break, but gives you that break—is quite possibly the most arousing experience I’ve ever had.”

ugh thank you lord for single dads and 🤠 SAWYER

E being shocked about E’s proposal and saying should I relay this info to H is killing me

god I fucking hate this book (I fucking love this book)

Not Jane calling him a “forest god” and a “naked savage” in the same dialogue lol

this man is enemy no 1 for women and germans… I love him

I’ve just begun but I can already tell you that this is beyond my fifth grade reading level 🥸

I’m sorry, he’s married???

yeahhhhhh saw his unfaithful ass from a mile away

picked this girl back up again and she’s getting interesting…

now this guy’s interesting

I now understand all the reviews about this girl making every bad decision possible… this girl is dumb as rocks frfr

i refuse to read anymore of this god forsaken sadistic book… I mean the cover is literally pink and has friends galloping around on it and it’s called the FUCKING HAPPY PLACE but my tears beg to differ!! They really do!!