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finally getting around to this after 4 years on my bookshelf

I don’t want this series to be over

I had to check if I was reading the same book at chapter 23

if Elena’s mother has no haters I’m also dead

if tactus has no haters im dead

this is getting a bit boyish I need some kissing

“…what did they call them, Presidents? A tyrant in necessity’s clothing.”

banger

“I lived in fear that he would insist on a Brazilian butt lift next. I spent most of my time at the gym doing squats.”

this book is actually hilarious

I can tell you right now I am not going to like this book

idk what to think so far

this is what actoar wishes it was SORRY

good heavens

Are we just going to ignore that Jamie sucks