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the way i feel about rowan whitethorn is honestly a little concerning to feminism. i have full body chills. im kicking my feet and giggling. every couple of pages i SQUEAL.

DING DONG THE WITCH (BITCH) IS DEAD

oh my god i need rowan to make a move. it’s painful.

if arobynn hamel survived this fucking bullshit i’m gonna riot

AEDION I LOVE YOU BUT ROWAN I LOVE YOU MORE. chaol can die i actually hate him so much it hurts. manon and elide bore me at the moment. i’m so team lysandra now. im confused why arobynn is giving her so much time to fulfill her bargain? he should also die. abraxos being like an advanced winged dog is my fav thing.

bro he had the most fucked up child hood. all he wanted was some friends and a birthday party

we gotta find a way to bring michael jackson back. i’m serious

IM SICK. IM SICKENED.

OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE I CANT STOP CRYONG

i’m stressed the fuck out

i’m obsessed with rowan.

mama REALLY likey rowan

lowkey i’m very scared of the iron teeth witches

mama likey prince rowan

sam………….

i literally feel like i’m bracing to be shot. i have a HATE hate relationship with this extent of dramatic irony. like i feel as if im in a bathroom or in a basement bracing for a category 5 tornado based on the things ive heard about this book and lavender soap.

for being adarlan’s best assassin this girl gets into a lot of damn trouble. not as quick and clean as she thinks

oh god end of chapter 3 in the last novella… i know this is about to hurt like a BITCH

ansel what the actual fuck

this girl been getting into trouble her whole life i stg

nobody hmu. i’m pissed off.

IF NEHEMIAH CROAKS ITS SO OVER….. #TeamChaol

WHY AM I LOWKEY SCAREDDDD. also i take back the chaol hate ugh. dorian still better. btw i don’t trust archer at all. also what is this hyperfixation on iron?

DORIAN I LOVE YOU. OH MY GODDDD HE IS PERFECT. maybe i’ll eat those words later but for now he’s beautifully perfect!!!!

PERRINGTON IM SOSUS OF YOU.

already loving dorian. chaol too a little bit? i also love that caelena loves fashion. i’m so sick of the FMC stereotype of “i hate pretty dresses i prefer pants and looking dirty”

welp. i stand corrected on my long term ithan holstrom hate. long live the prime of valvaran wolves i fucking guess??? wtf does this sunball player know about being prime tho i stg….

PRINCES OF HEL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT. I NEED RIGELUS TO SUFFER AND BURN. can hunt stfu and not make it about him for 2 fucking seconds? and i stand by my sentiment that the autumn king needs to die but also morven