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So… is the dead guy the obvious one or is this a misdirect??

this is the first thing my brain has latched onto practically all year. I’m about a quarter of the way through and I just realized I had no idea if “im thinking of ending things” is referring to her life or the relationship 🇰🇵

also is this supernatural or something with a little bit of surrealism? It’s giving bunny meets if we were villians

Is it situationship season or why is it everywhere 💀 I’ve just started audio booking it but I just have to say I don’t like the sunshine / mr grumpy trope - BITCH WHO TF ARE YOU TO NOT BE EXCITED TO SEE HER???

I want to see golden retriever and black cat energy and lots of yearning- still on the emily Henry hate train

OK YES IK IVE JUST STARTED THIS BUT I CAN HOLD IT NO LONGER BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS SO INSUFFERABLE

LIKE THE LION THE WITCH AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH

*AND* UR TELLING ME THIS GUY IS AN ARROGANT MICROBIOLOGIST FROM SF WHO IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN SAVE THE EARTH NAY THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM???

GORL PLEASE— DONT TELL ME HES A VEGETARIAN TOO 💀

Anyway im having fun

Abby Jimenez going 2 for 2 😎
(Or maybe I just love this narrator he is so GOOD)

I have not stopped sobbing since starting this but I think it’s marketed as a rom com 🤡

🤮🤮what the actual fuck

this is absurd & the 2nd book I've read in a row where the main character claims to be a children's librarian, fake dates a dude and makes the quirky observation in the 1st chapter about how the snobby rich white family of guy she lowkey doesn't like uses 'summer' as a verb because shes sooo not like that and its funny because I also made a variation of this comment in the exact context in between reading the 2 books

Listening to this as I try to shove noodles so spicy into my face on a work night by myself despite having bad stomach problems for the past week because yeet and yolo and I feel pathetic just like the main characters <3

i am also very into miles (Myles?) even tho he is an alcoholic hipster who is definitely also pathetic. Like me

It is very important I document this moment wow how spiritual

im having the best time with this and ITS GIVING ME ALL THE GIGLES. WHY YOU ASK??
- THEY RESPECT EACH OTHER AND THEIR BOUNDARIES
- THE BANTER IS SO GOOD
- I LOVE BOTH MAIN CHARACTERS AND THEY ARE GENUINELY CHARMING (BRI IS SO COOL AND JACOOB IS THE SWEETEST)
- I RELATE SO HARD TO JACOOB'S STRUGGLES WITH MENTAL HEALTH (BEST IMO IVE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME)
- THEY ARE SO INTO EACH OTHER ITS <33333

tf El stop whining - like 'people are dying kim'. you are doing fine my dude people are literally demon food and ur mad cuz you can blow up the world?

i dont like to write updates but tf is this lmao?a bit disappointed and very confused. I see many plot holes but they must be resolved because the rating is so high???

ALSO i was promised dark academia but honestly the vibe is more like a modern day throne of glass.