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Whelp. Let’s do this then.

Authors charging $.299-4.99 for a book under 80 pages is wild. 🤯🤯🤯

GR isn’t updating any of my reads, y’all. I’m sitting at over 600 reads on Kindle’s tracker but GR has me at 300 something. 🤡 🤨

STOPPPPP. The level of unhinged that is Salinger has me in hysterics.

I cannot get over the one dude’s name being Bobble.

And he PREFERS it over his actual, ridiculously normal name—Ben.

I. CANNOT.

KALE 😭😭😭😭😭

Shaz is irredeemable now.

From golden boi to set him on fire instantly. 🔥

She’s so fucking dumb.


Why am I still invested in this series?

Yes, ancient vampire is after you, but definitely get wasted with your friends at a club.

Yes, you kissed your BFFs ex, but didn’t tell your boyfriends because “they don’t need to know.” LOLOLOL ok.

The car choices for these characters is making me ✨scream internally✨.

FMC is crying over her dented Dodge Charger.

It’s a CHARGER.

JFC.

Skallagrim is precious and is alien boi intergalactic treasure. 🥹👽🛸

This is way funnier than I thought it would be. 😂💀

Why is the FMC SO F’ING DUMB

Pan is EVERYTHING and is a national treasure.

She has to be a virgin, but they don’t have to be? 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Jasper and Maddox are the only ones that haven’t fucked grandma and that automatically makes them the favorites.

Man, I feel BAD for Morgan. Not because of her upbringing or horrible mother/family, but because every single man/monster in her life seems to want her for what she can do for them—not because of who she is on the inside.

Shitty.

Juniper seems like a bitch the more interactions we have with her

Give us the ability to rate a series as a whole AND as individual books, GR. 😤

Why does it feel like every RH I’ve read lately has been complete trash?

Really fucking done with both Ardyn AND Tempest.

If my brother treated me like Tempest does, I would probably knock the shit out of him.

Unsure if I’ll be able to sludge through another book if this kind of treatment continues.

I hate Ardyn and want to set her on fire.

She’s a selfish, rude cunt. 😬

I feel like every book I’ve read this week has been lacking physical descriptions. Authors, PLEASE give us more within the first 20% of a book—I’m talking eye color, hair color, skin color, distinguishing marks, etc.

I shouldn’t have to guess my way through a character’s description.

The MMCs made their appearance by chapter 3. We’re now on chapter 21 and we STILL haven’t gotten a physical description of them.

I’m real done with the stepmom and her meddling. Isla must be a saint because I would have told her to mind her own fucking business by now.

It’s bound to be better than Nero. The bar isn’t that high.

The spice is really spicing in this one guys. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

FMC is drunk 90% of the time

I have so much secondhand embarrassment right now. 🙈.

Maybe if GR would update the app more often, it wouldn’t have caused so many issues yesterday. Instead we’re stuck with this archaic bullshit.