Ami Coyle > Recent Status Updates

I am once again asking you to stop making out while people are dying.

BONK GO TO HORNY JAIL

Vi wants the bad boy. I want her to shut up. Only one of us will be getting what we want.

Cannot emphasize enough how uninteresting men’s chests are, and yet every few pages we are reminded that some men do in fact have them.

I’ve been right literally every time so far—
“Can’t wait to see my buddy Dain” Look y’all it’s a love triangle
“Stay away from that one dude” Oh she’s gonna think he’s hot
“My name’s Dylan” Homie’s gonna die

I wondered what it felt like to be Alia & Paul - predicting something unpleasant would happen, and then having to watch that exact event play out. Having now read the argument between Hayt & Alia with the realization of how the argument would end… ok. Now I get it.