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unrelated but happy to announce that california is real

this book is so fucking depressing and annoying and i feel like i need to call every woman in my family and thank them for saving me from whatever tf is happening here. girl i don’t want to inhabit the mind of someone who thinks this much about men and secretly hates other women ⁉️⁉️ get me out of here im scared

current movie predictions:
- terrible child acting from the poor 13-year old cast as an uncanny body double
- against all odds, a sickeningly hot, yassified plutarch heavensbee

sooo jealous of the future me who is rereading this already

it is so evil that this is not me rn

2 whole pages before he mentioned the word “cigarette.” icon

gotta set this down for a sec.. they’re fr eating ass? literally eating ass? not sure what i thought the content of this book was tbh. looking after ur own garden or some shit. they’re eating ass?

stephen fry said. and then i will sprinkle in a little alan turing. for spice. anyway this book might be bad but it was actually written for me and therefore it is perfect

british people are so funny, i wish they were real

scribbling down notes like … be dumb … be arrogant … got it ………

typical lesbian behavior probably

i can’t tell if i’m too dumb or too tired to be reading this .. guys what the fuck is a seeker send help

something about this book is that reviews call it “romantic” meanwhile the top three romantic interests are (1) her cousin, (2) her headmaster, and (3) her female best friend. somehow the best friend is still the least likely. hmm

ignoring the gender questions this book raises because finals r coming up .. literally that’s none of my business, im busy :/

this is the bible

ladies i am not quite the academic weapon that i hoped .. it seems i cannot read this book in under 24 hours. liuzza pls show mercy

literally all of my students want nicholas and collins to fuck, what even happened to fan service

i’m gonna be making this my whole personality for the next 47 business days i think

i’ve never had an original experience (getting made fun of by a 16-year old theater kid for not having read susan sontag’s notes on camp after midsummer night’s dream rehearsal)

don’t talk to me about adding love letters of great men im watching the sex and the city movie