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"Oh. Are you a half-breed?"

something tells me I didn't check before getting the book and this isn't actually a contemporary romance... lmaoo

As much as I appreciate DECENT trigger warnings, what's with this tiktok-esque thing of adding tropes to the description???

"He grabbed the water bottle, then hesitated at the counter, searching for the right words to say.
I’ve been tracking your scent for weeks.
Absolutely not, you fucking psychopath."


lmaoo

"I almost sighed. She was housetrained."


😂 I'm dying. They honest to god think she's a pet.

"She took a bite of the energy bar. It was delicious, though she had no idea what was in it. Rich people ingredients, probably."

she's just like me fr fr 😭😂

A very pretty woman, with abundant curling black hair and dark eyes that shone like molasses and warm golden-toned skin that spoke of summer sunshine.

YES FINALLY A CHARACTER THAT LOOKS LIKE ME FUCK YEAHHHHHHH I can count on one hand how many times that's happened

She returns, as she starts to sway to Chris Brown’s ‘No Guidance’.

k, so this is where I draw the line. bye
BIG YIKES

I never had any problems in the dating tab department. I actually have a list of women I could call at any time who would be willing and waiting for me to lay it down on them, but I was getting tired of that.

Riiiiiiiiight. So it's gonna be that type of character/book, huh

"Was humiliating myself worth five grand? It sure fucking was."

damn right, girl

“So, I had a fistful of her hair in my hand, and we were both in the moment when I looked her right in the eye and said, ‘Suck my cock like a good little girl.’ The next thing I knew, she reared back her fist and clocked me right in the face.”

this is a hilarious way to start a book. I'm not big on comedy but damn, I had a nice chuckle.

dayum

You bet I'm adding this to my reading challenge because I am not calculating my hours so I can use those keys as soon as possible for nothing. WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT???????

puta merdaaaaaaaaa

HOLY FUUUUUUCK

oh my god oh my god oh my god

Crack, crack, crack.
More screams follow, then breathless, agonized cries.
Famine crouches next to Rocha and laughs. “You’re not going to die, Heitor. You haven’t begged enough yet. But you will. And even then I’ll make you linger. Because, believe it or not, you are not the worst thing to walk this earth.
The Reaper leans in close. “I am.”

Holy shiiiiit

“Do you ever stop talking?”
“Only if you put something in my mouth,” I say. “I’m partial to food, but dicks work too.”

lol I'm loving Ana, witty as fuck

Now, you see, we're talking about my baby Brazil, I'm gonna be extra EXTRA while reading it. And Ana and Silva are literally two of the most common Brazilian names, is that why she picked them? ughhhh I've been waiting so long for this, I'm so excited!

alright, so Lowen isn't the saint she probably thinks she is. uh look at me I'm so awkward buah buah. she slept in Jeremy's shirt, dude! he didn't lend it to her, she just up and took it from his drawer, what the hell. and the comment about Verity's "immobile finger" man that was cold. not that she doesn't deserve it, but we are seeing a different side of Lowen.

"I'm so brainwashed by the patriarchy and society's heteronormative expectations that I don't even know how to answer your question."

I'M IN LOVE WITH ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!! to put this in a random conversation is so me argh this book is perfect. I just want to lock my arms in hers and take her to a protest

"“Am I? Or perhaps I was here first and it's you who is too in this equation.”"

Caterpillar rocks

"“You're the bloody Alice,” he says as I stand, too, and try not to look at his cock. There's been a whole lot of that since I arrived here, a lot of staring at the ceiling or the walls or a man's hardened nipples instead of his junk."

haaaaa man I'm loving it, I don't want it to end

"And I am beyond determined to be better than half the girls I read about."

yesss that's my girl right here. she's talking about being a strong character, more than just snark and stubbornness. Yeah you go, girl

"I expect more fussing out of the men, but it's like, as soon as I tell them no, they go back to their food and stop staring at me like I'm the second coming of Jesus."

I'm really enjoying the sassyness of it all. the character is young and she acts young and thinks young - it feels really good. Refreshing, really, when most heroines are oh sooooo matureee. I can see myself saying some of what she says

"Where are all the ugly blokes, huh?"

hhaahha asking the important questions

"You'll make a fabulous mythical Alice, Alice."

hah I'm loving it

"Sometimes beasts are just fucking beasts, no matter how much you love them, Belle. It’s a fact. I’ve seen love bring a monster back to life before, but most of the time, the monster just loves you to death.”

"Did he not know I wasn’t mentally stable enough for this?"

Me whenever things get too serious

I went from 1 to 35 books in a second. How the hell did this happen?

"I've broken fuckboys like you for fun, and now you're giving me a reason to. You don't wanna go there."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"the heart wants what it wants, but the brain knows what it can get"