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Who are all of these people I’ve learned 20 names in 5 minutes

Why is this written in present tense

Why are they having magic mind sex right now I can’t do this

Me when the historically closed off man lets me live with him, threatens his own family for scaring me, feeds me dinner, and gives me his phone password but I keep saying how much he hates me every three paragraphs

She’s addicted to the em dash and telling instead of showing

Every piece of world building feels like a transcript of the spoken pitch meeting and not an actual written piece of craft

We are so back !!!!

more obviously homosexual than yaoi fanfic

Genuinely so badly written that I’m deeming it a comedy

This book is touch barely the iceberg of complex emotions at a 6th grade creative writing project level

What do you mean he tells her to read the communist manifesto and offers to WRITE DOWN THE TITLE incase she “forgets it”. I thought this was contemporary not horror

When SHE says it she gets to be all cool soft misunderstood but when I said it I got a psychosis diagnosis

No quotations is actually miserable

Big huh fest happening rn

My fav pov but at what cost

FUCK YOU THAT WAS SICK AND TWISTED FOR LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON I HATE IT HERE

I love Imogen MORE than the next guy but why the hell am I reading her pov. Don’t even get me started on having to read Rhi’s when literally nothing happened

Oh it’s actually fine LMFAO

You’re fucking kidding me.

Literally I think the author put a bunch of random ass scenarios into a hat and instead of drawing some out she just poured them all onto the table and said “that’ll do”

Every part of this book at this point is just a “this might aswell happen” simulator