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CLIFF NOTES ?!?!?!?!

Cliff Notes, the student study guide company, exists in the world of Quicksilver.

Time to get through the discworld books I inherited…

“Even my balls themselves felt beastly”

Ummm… ‘kay?

“Sending me jiggling anew”

This man’s just a straight up groomer

“Why should I let her punish me with her stink?”

Barely two chapters in and I think after reading You, Again I got my hopes up for the romance genre
You, Again floored me with character building.
This… this is… well… it’s definitely not You, Again (it’s called BEND HER what was I expecting?)

Prediction:
- the ALL-BEAST (*vom*) is going to be a feminist and teach girly to use magic… like Rhys

There is something so cringe about “intellectual characters who deduce people within seconds of meeting them”
Like yeah lol, people only have a maximum of 3 traits because that’s how people work, and you’re totally not just unaware of how much of a judgemental wanker you are.

Why does Ali Hazelwood have me in a choke hold when I’ve felt mid on all of their books?

Getting this over with because I am scared of it and it’s going to destroy me. I sobbed like a slimy slug at the tv show.

Major be spitting facts dude

Audiobook is 1.5 hours on 2x speed. Let’s get this shit done.

This is the definition of self care

Another reread??? Yes.
Do I just want to simp over Warner??? Yes.
Am I debating reading the entire series for the infamous machete scene??? Yes.
(But also I’ve heard awful things about the follow up trilogy so maybe not…)

This book is ass

I know none of these characters, except for one or two quirky traits for each one. It’s all just sassy, quirky dialogue from every character. There is no distinction between characters. 7 main characters introduced in the first 100 pages of a 400 page standalone is fucking insane.

Suffers from way too many fucking characters syndrome

I wish I could remove the image of Frosty the Horse from my brain forever. Holy jesus fucking christ.

Going from comfort re-reading The Demonata and The Lunar Chronicles to re-reading the misery that is Geek Love makes zero sense

The excitement I feel going into this book makes me wanna vomit
Winter is best girl and Wolf mutation angst fuels my bad life decisions

I NEED TO REPROCESS THIS

It is time for the KING of the Demonata series

KERNEL FLECK KERNEL FLECK KERNEL FLECK

Reading this after Bec so I can have a three book Grubbs Grady binge

I am not ready for the original UwU lonely sad emo boy, Kernel Fleck.

I am but a worthless vessel for the Demonata. Lord Loss could stomp on me, crush me into bloody pulp, and I would still pay for our meal.

Hoping my boy Cicada is as fucking slay in this as he is in the manga spinoff

Reading this as I own the entire series because my gran liked it 😅

That was vile