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“…full of ham, we were absolutely on cloud 9 (a figure of speech that is said to have originated in London in 1896 when Sir Ralph Abercromby’s attention coincided with the newly published International Cloud Atlas. The scientific document listed the cumulonimbus as cloud nine, the tallest possible cloud.”

Time is but a stream I go fishing in.

“If you take me by an ATM, I can give you guys and the hooker more money.”
“Hooker? Said Sharon. HOOKER!?
“Mister, for your information that’s a coke slut” said Serge.
If this is how the whole book is gonna be I can tell I’m going to be laughing the whole way through.