Ambulur > Recent Status Updates

“I looked punk and hot, and I loved it”
Ugh! Enough with this girl, you sound so stupid.

“But I’ll always make time for you.”

I love Rhys

“Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here. But the trees are actually quite lovely.”

“Look, I know all about you. She tells me. I’ve seen everything but the dick pics. And I’m the only one who matters. Trust me.”

I love best friends <3

“You can see alllll my dick pics. Those boys throw ’em around like ‘And you get a penis, and you get a penis, and YOU get a penis!’”
LMAO!!!!!!

I want to slap Alexis!!!!! Her parents are terrible

Dick pic!!!! LMAO

“I want to be your boyfriend.”
Awe!! I love Daniel!

“Okay. Well, just remember not to name his penis. Once you name it, you get attached.”

Hahaha!!!

“See, that’s some twenty-eight-year-old shit right there.”
Hahahaha!!!

“Breathing is overrated. I’d rather be drowning in you.”

“Fuck what I said. I want you.”

“I love a woman who enjoys reading.”

Nathan’s mom, Mila, died of a rare blood disorder….
Aida died of the same thing :’(

But Nathan on the other hand, I’ll take that delicious man candy any day!
(Just not with the audio book narrator; he’s TERRIBLE)

I can’t stand Anastasia! The fact that she’s actually considering still living with the son of a bitch who’s been nothing but toxic to her infuriates me!!!

“Fuck you, calorie app.”

“Okay, bub.”
Ummm bub?…. I’m gonna have to let that one sink in.

“I think you just gave me my Christmas present.”

TOE PICK!

I’m getting the movie, The Cutting Edge vibe now

Aaron is such a punk! I hope something happens to him! Anastasia is really immature and getting on my last nerve. The girl needs to put on some panties and leave them on for a change!
Also, there are way too many fucking characters in this book. I don’t give a fuck about all these guys that are on the damn hockey team!!

“You only like me when your drunk and horny”
Total role reversal

This girl!!! LOL

REALLY?! is this really how college kids act now?! She’s literally telling her side fuck boy, who’s sitting in bed with her, about another guy sucking her cooch at a party!!! And he’s like cool, I was on a date with this girl I really like too, ok let’s cuddle now. WHAT?! NO!!!!