Ambulur > Recent Status Updates

All.
Kinds.
Of.
Red.

Ugh! This is cheesy! Who cares about a bloody snowman?! let’s keep moving !!!!!

“I’m telling myself that the reason I can’t get her off my mind is because she’s in my space, not that I’m pathetic and horny and haven’t stopped thinking about this woman in one way or another since I met her.” (Teddy Hamilton‘s voice) YUM

“I looked punk and hot, and I loved it”
Ugh! Enough with this girl, you sound so stupid.

“But I’ll always make time for you.”

I love Rhys

“Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here. But the trees are actually quite lovely.”

“Look, I know all about you. She tells me. I’ve seen everything but the dick pics. And I’m the only one who matters. Trust me.”

I love best friends <3

“You can see alllll my dick pics. Those boys throw ’em around like ‘And you get a penis, and you get a penis, and YOU get a penis!’”
LMAO!!!!!!

I want to slap Alexis!!!!! Her parents are terrible

Dick pic!!!! LMAO

“I want to be your boyfriend.”
Awe!! I love Daniel!

“Okay. Well, just remember not to name his penis. Once you name it, you get attached.”

Hahaha!!!

“See, that’s some twenty-eight-year-old shit right there.”
Hahahaha!!!

“Breathing is overrated. I’d rather be drowning in you.”

“Fuck what I said. I want you.”

“I love a woman who enjoys reading.”

Nathan’s mom, Mila, died of a rare blood disorder….
Aida died of the same thing :’(

But Nathan on the other hand, I’ll take that delicious man candy any day!
(Just not with the audio book narrator; he’s TERRIBLE)

I can’t stand Anastasia! The fact that she’s actually considering still living with the son of a bitch who’s been nothing but toxic to her infuriates me!!!

“Fuck you, calorie app.”

“Okay, bub.”
Ummm bub?…. I’m gonna have to let that one sink in.

“I think you just gave me my Christmas present.”

TOE PICK!