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“I’m on vacation. Vacations always end.”

sad face

I’m afraid to see what’s going to happen next with these two

Fucking FINALLY!!!!!

“Alex brings me chicken noodle soup and water and tea. He sets timers for when I’m able to take more medicine, checks my temperature every couple hours throughout the night.”

He’s my Tommy <3

“Alex Nilsen sweeps me up into his arms and carries me down a motherfucking mountain.”

“We’ll both regret it.” He shakes his head, but there’s more than hunger in his eyes as he stares at my lips. “Naturally,” I whisper. But knowing I’ll regret it doesn’t stop me from wanting it—wanting him. Regretting is a problem for future Violet. “Fuck it.”

“It aspires to not smell like a butthole that’s smoking a blunt”

LOL!!!

Xaden, Amber…and me.

I’M A VILLAIN!! :p

“You have a brother named Prince?” Alex asks, brow lifting.

LMAO

Unfortunately, the audiobook narrator for the slayer sounds anything but hot. Very disappointing

“I might not remember my name, or anything about who I am. But I could never be near you and not know exactly what you are to me.”

“when every quick phone call accidentally turned into an hour and a half of talking nonstop, even when we’d seen each other a few days before.”

<3 love <3

“It’s the journey, not the destination, babe, and whatever the fuck else those throw pillows say.”

Love it!!

“They’re a mated pair, Tairn and Sgaeyl. The strongest bonded pair in centuries.”

I’m still trying….

I’m trying…..

I totally forgot how much I loved this book! Thank you, Netflix for giving me a reason to go back and reread this book <3

Dick. Move.

“I pat myself on the back for convincing Hannah to wear that red top, because holy fucking hell, it looks amazing on her.”

I love Garrett!

“I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.”

However, the audiobook male narrator is LOVELY! <3

I might be alone thinking this, but I can’t stand the female narrator’s voice in the audiobook! She sounds terrible.

“I’ve had a few, but just because I’m a football player doesn’t mean I’m not romantic and shit.”

“I’m into you, okay? I think about you a lot. Something about that kiss…” He groans. “I think about kissing you, fucking you—then fucking you some more.”

“By the way, where is Forks, Washington?

It’s where the Cullens live. Hello, Twilight?”

“You’re really into bloodsuckers.”

“Edward’s face is on my pillow.”

I felt the same way about Pen! I just don’t trust her