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Caffenero
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"Good morning, Ambrose"???????
Has an editor read this book?
He'a an EARL!
Where are all the well needed *My Lord* ?

Shoot Fuck first, ask questions later.

I had to reread the beginning a couple of times... I don't know if I was too tired to understand the sentences, or they're just awkward. :/

Oh dear, it's such a sad story so far...
Mrs Higgins where is your humor this time?

Man, I love Hunt!
Best I-Team hero <3

Oh boy!
What am I reading??? :O

OMG! The silliness of the hero thoughts and dialogues made me laugh hard. Gee, is this for real? I guess it's a well done parody... well I hope so :P

I'm booooooored

Reviews promised good banters and I'm terribly in need of GREAT banter :D
So far I can't say it's more than teens banter :P

It's picking up speed and I am totally hooked ;) Good!

Thank God it was a freebe or I'd be pissed... really pissed....
My eyes are hurting after so much rolling o.O

Chapter 18 is one of the most sensual, sizzling, erotic part of a book I ever read AND the H/h couple remained completely dressed and barely touched! HOT HOT HOT!

Holy hotness! Those two kept teasing each other so much that the temperature in the room was like hot caramel! Even the casual touch between her butt with his thigh created sparkles :)

Catching title. Beautiful cover. Blabbering prose. I just read two whole Kindle pages about the h Smelly-notSmelly pits :S

One word to describe this book: ROTTEN. Rotten people, rotten town, rotten relationships, rotten brains, everything this story is about is rotten...

Sniff. Sniff. Tissues in hand. F@#k why it should be so painful? Sometimes I think that ignorance would be a better condemn, because I can't stay away from good stories even if they would stab my heart.

Elevator door / I don't like it. Shit, I heard the first thunder... Tissues out.

So far is good and Hazel sharp sarcasm give the book an unic /original POV. Better, she shows how condescending behaviors annoyed her and her fellow sufferers.
But the impending tragedy is there, glooming like a dark cloud announcing a devastating storm.

Tears 0 - Laugh 1
. (I didn’t tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.)

“Only pussies wear bathrobes.”
“I have a bathrobe. The wife bought it for me.”
Luke looked at him. “Chloe bought you a bathrobe?”
“It’s from her day spa.”
“You ever wear it?”
“Hell no.”
“I stand by my point.”

Why was everything so complicated? The politics. My friendships. My family.
My love.

"Merit survived a magical Apocalypse, the come and go of a fallen angel, fanatics attacks and she's busted my an angry ex-girlfriend? Oh please."

18.0% "Merit survived a magical Apocalypse, the come and go of a fallen angel, fanatics attacks and she's busted my an angry ex-girlfriend? Oh please."