Love, Celina > Recent Status Updates

the clue on how to find this stupid book was so painfully obviously given to us like 3 chapters ago and now this whole search montage feels so useless when im just waiting for them to summon Moiras ghost again 😩

i mean the language is already a bit modern (fast food restaurant, striptease etc) but now one of the men just praised her for not shaving her pubic hair but having smooth legs „just like it should be“. Im no historian but i cant imagine shaving your legs has been a thing in ancient rome?? Wasnt that a thing that happened after WW2?

PAUSE!! the pov change for part 2??!!! Shook omg

the people who are calling this a slow burn romance are either liars or have never actually read a slow burn before

I have a question for the male narrator of this audiobook. Max. Max, bestie, was rent due when you recorded this audiobook? Did they pay you extra for the breathy whispers during the spicy scenes? Im not complaining. I’m just curious and blushing a little 😂

„You‘re so beautiful sometimes I get mad about it.“
„I‘m sorry?“
„I‘m not.“ And then he‘s kissing me.

All while laying half on top of her and stroking her lips with his thumb yeah ok I‘d be weak too

honestly thank you to my most trusted local(ish) online bookstore for suggesting this book ti me based on my previous purchases bc i did not know she published this new book in the universe lol

Ahh i was wondering when the evil part of henry‘s character was gonna be revealed bc up to now he was just a fuckboy who liked an older woman but i see now 🥴

i fear jackson is like exactly my type like delilah i understand i would also fold this easily (you go girl im really rooting for you since you’re are essentially living my love life dream)

oh the places hudson is taking me (this place is actually quite intriguing and funny in an unhinged way)

oh thank god they committed to the whole radio bit on the audiobook again this is gonna be so good

ngl im getting a little impatient with this reveal like I don’t care about camerons little side romance rn (i know it’s important for his character development etc) but we are so close to solving this whole dad mystery and these characters keep dilly dallying like let‘s all lock in and focus on the most interesting part of the story please

The rage im feeling over this very predictable and avoidable miscommunication cannot be healthy but im too far into the book to dnf that would just make me even more angry

Oh thank god we’re sending clem away again i can’t stand that man

Clem might be cheerful but he has the same entitled audacity and rudeness of every other british imperialist/ colonialist and i need him to be knocked out by altitude sickness again he‘s getting on my last nerve

the reason for their divorce is such an infuriating act of self-sabotage i gave my friend a 20min rant at dinner about it today especially bc she refused to hear marina‘s reasoning and i just know there was some relevant information to have there and i need to wait another like 5-10 chapters now to get that stupid information. im literally seething listening to this rn 😂

The way Merrick is waxing poetics about Raphael they better figure their shit out faster and more effective than thaniel and mori did lol (like im Thaniel Steeplton Down i‘d fight the entire japanese army for him but god did they both take forever to confess their love despite already sharing custody of a child too it bordered on ridiculous really 😂 so lets hope these two move faster)

omg there are like 1,5 chapters left how tf are we gonna solve a problem this big with so few pages left 😭

at this point im almost more invested in maria‘s crush on matti jalo than this whole gay communication/ self-pity disaster (this could’ve been so much more interesting than it actually is like this for sure is rachel‘s weakest book)

lmao even kyle is getting annoyed at eric calling himself old all the time

There are still 2 while hours left in this audiobook but if these two don’t start talking about their feelings soon and resolve these communication issues i fear my eyes will roll back into my head omg i feel like we could have way more interesting conversations here than them wallowing around bc they refuse to talk like you guys could be way less miserable rn if you just did that theres no other conflict really

i swear these two just need to talk to each other this is such a nothing burger conflict 😒 eric keeps saying hes too old for kyle and yet he has the communication skills of a repressed teenager who has his first crush like come oooooon

ilya‘s straightest man on earth reputation is so strong im like 99% if he hadn’t been caught kiss shane „super gay“ Hollander people would‘ve called him a super supportive ally lmao

ilya clocking the gay mess that is the whole kip/eric/ kyle situation in a matter of minutes is actually so funny to me lmao eric he even told you to take off that damn wedding ring omg

Ive been so deep in the hollanov bubble its so disorienting to have these two hockey players eat like normal people after shanes disordered eating

Oh the ace rep is very relatable so far

„This is for you, too, you know. Even if they don’t know it.“ 😭😭

ngl the way troy announces his relationship with harris to the team still makes me cringe and im kind of hoping jacob finds a way to make it feel less… awkward? Idk its not Bad bad but like i would’ve just stood in that locker room like „okay? 🧍🏻‍♀️Anyway let’s go back to the puppy“ lol

honestly thank god for harris‘ emotional maturity lol