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crazy how zionists will insist 🍉 doesn’t exist / isn’t a country… yet a book written in 1667 names both the country and capital explicitly.

i know this author can’t be British because no way would a real Brit write a British hero who calls beans on toast an “atrocity”. don’t slander our national dish !!

what possesses Megan Quinn to write a sister asking her brother whether he got hard reading smut… i need her to put down the pen and never pick it up again tbh