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“PoundTown69: Are you a raisin? Cuz you’re raisin my dick
FranknBeanz: Ass so tight I could crack my nuts on it
Bearb0tt0m: What has 3 holes? ur favorite t shirt and me—I want in”

the start of each chapter is my favorite part 😭😭

“BigD1ck1978: I’ll bend you over and show you the galaxy”

I just read those most intense sex scene ever then the next chapter starts like this... im fucking wheezing

“Do you not want me to?”
“No,” I growl. “I don’t.”
His head slants, and he blinks knowingly at me. “Then why are you here?”

THATS IT! IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

“I’m not putting my mouth anywhere near your dick,” he growls.
And for some bizarre reason, my eyes fall to said mouth. ”

AAAHHH YOU GUYS THIS IS GREAT BICKERING

“You’re such a fucking queer.”
“But you’re the one jerking my dick off right now.”
His jaw is set tight, ticking visibly. “Not my hand.”
“Might as well be.” I shrug.”

this is sooo wild

“But I’ve been making friends, having a blast with my art classes, and you know… slingin’ dick.
That’s a joke, of course. But based on real events, because I’ve sort of come out of my shell in college—get it? Come.”

i’m cryinggg

DarthKittyVader: 10/10 I would let those hands be my necklace.

i’m WHEEZING 😂😂

here we go… this is gonna be a wild ride. also THIS BOOK IS HUGE!!!

“You once told me I would be the death of you, and I intend to grant that wish.”

OH HELLL YEAAA

i need to know more about Leander & Asrai!!!!

“You let him touch your hair,” Taft said, his voice hollow. “You never let me do that.”

okay and..
was i supposed to give a fuck? CAUSE I DONT

i need this man to be DEAD ASAP

“… as friends.”

it’s time to party yall

“But I need you to trust me. I can protect you better than you can protect yourself.”

so like what is he really good for? like gaslighting? making you feel less than? wtf

so i read ch 1-3 but didn’t catch a single word. had to START OVER. did 1-10 DIDNT CATCH ANYTHING! and now i’m trying again

"I'm f—"
"If you tell me you're fine, I'm going to bend you over the table and smack your ass right here."

yall are not good at threatening a girl. i see this as a fun time

uh oh. Grey is not happy about damon

my jaw has hit the ground multiple times. like wow

“in the back of a carriage, in love and free. That is how I’ll choose to remember her.”

ugh so heart breaking 😭😭

“Don’t make me answer that,” Emmett replies tightly.
“Please, I just need to hear you say it.” Give me closure, I want to beg, then maybe I will stop remembering how your hands felt in the dark.”

AHHHH

TEACHING TO KISS. OH IM MELTING

I’m a gentleman,” Emmett argues back.
“Is that what you tell all the girls you seduce?”
“Are you feeling seduced?”
“I wasn’t talking about me!”

AHHH YES YOU WAS

“Wait, how do the boys do it?” Marion asks. Then she spits into the palm of her hand.
The rest of us follow suit and clap our sticky hands, one on top of another.”

EWWW THATS SO NASTYY

wait is Marion…??

“I hate myself for how much I hate her. Why is it always like that with me? Why is it I can only hate people if I love them first?”

Ivy is such an interesting character to understand

damn wtf 24 to 6?!

honestly this is such a sad start about this girl and her sister. the resentment is crazy