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I love Crab. Also, it's wild I'm only 39% in

Are they spreading his ashes?

This narrator voiced the whispering door too

This is so odd

Jingoistic

What's up w the sheep?

She's obviously a recovering alcoholic

This is kinda giving Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.... but I can't say why

So he's gonna be a slasher now because he got some of the slashers blood in him? Why is everyone so chill about that kid rising from the dead? Is the last 56% of this book just gonna be his rampage or is smthing actually cool gonna happen? I'm rlly not understanding this plot so far

I rlly need this to get to the point

Oh yeah what abt the DNA

I'm gonna be irritated if it's Sarah

Matthew?

Ok they're laying it on a little thick. Anne must be a red herring

I promise????

Bad feeling about Anne. Does she wanna BE Sarah or BE WITH Sarah?

Late night visitor?? Whyre we so chill rn

Ughhhh on your wife's dime??

Bless

Oh brotherrrrrr

Is Sarah pregnant 🙄

Oh my god I am mortified

Oh my god I hate the male narrators voice

I'm genuinely mortified knowing my BOSS is also going to be reading this. I know the book is about murder, so maybe the sexy stuff will be over soon... but I'm still so embarrassed lollll

Reading this for my WORK book club.... why is the first sentence sexxxx

I put this book on hold so long ago. Completely forgot what it was about till it came available on Libby. Wild ride so far

I'm sure Lisa Marie will be redeemed but man I hate her