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1. She’s…not a very good assassin. I know she’s retired, but come on lol

2. This woman is 41 years old and the author acts like this is ancient old age. Yeah, she’s not 20, but there are plenty of 40-something year olds who are athletic still

This is reminding me of the speech at the end of Halloweentown lol

Girl, you’re 41. That’s hardly middle-aged 😂 I don’t know why the book keeps harping on this

The inner monologue is getting tedious. I don’t think I’ll be reading the next one of these

This is pretty messed up. The reasoning is also a bit of a stretch considering her primary motive.