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"even the tears themselves were subdued, crawling from his eyes just one at a time, waterpark-goers in line for a slide, each waiting to climb from the squeeze of the duct til the one ahead had safely cleared the chin"

"He's killed himself," she cried. "It's unfort'nate Stiggs done over again there goes another counterpane- God pity his poor mother!- it will be the ruin of my house. Has the poor lad a sister? Where's that girl?- there, Betty, go to Snarles the Painter, and tell him to paint me a sign, with- "no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;"- might as well kill both birds at once. [...]" :D !!!