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Deleted my bookish socials, might start totally fresh later, tbd 💁🏻‍♀️

“Fuck. You.”
“Get on the rug.”
Okay damnnnn Ms. Brodie, I was not aware of your game!!

Never getting over the “spongey d’ck” description tbh

Reread just to feel something.

I cannot understate how disappointing this is. If I’d found this on ao3, I wouldn’t have continued past chapter one because why is “Audrey” a Mary Sue with no flaws and “Theo” constantly being infantilized by her, and their connection being so deep with nothing to withstand it. Don’t even get me started on using “sweetheart” after one date. Only finishing because I have an ALC

This is a super short read! I didn’t realize this was the author of the Peter Pan why choose I DNFd ages ago but I’m happy to report this has way more plot and is very enjoyable so far!

This book is insane, a perfect binge read

WHAAAAAT

Not Philippe commenting on their lack of consummation 🤣

Just when I thought Phillip couldn’t get worse, HE DID

Truly, how is this marketed as a ROMANCE

WAHHH! Honestly gonna restart and pay closer attention because wut

Poor Chumana having to deal with these dumbass teenagers

How has so little actually happened??

Whyyy is this dragging, I wanted to love it as much as the first 😭

Babe if you don’t want him, I’ll take him

Team Kinlear!!

This man just monologuing his whole story to her after two kisses

How can the stakes in a dystopian feel so nonexistent??

Boy do I love a foul-mouthed pirate

This has been such a good slow burn AND she knows how to write good foreplay 🔥

Is she reading the Shadow and Bone trilogy?? 🤣

“You cǔnt!”
“My cǔnt made me a mother.”
🫳🎤

Someone needs to bitchslap Cinderella

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Now THIS is arranged marriage

It’s only The Holiday if you house swap. Babe, you’re just on vacation.

So Emerson just exists to move the plot along and hype up Sage?? Got it.