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Idk man, I have a hunch that actual gay men might find it ludicrous that both these guys are switches lol

Ngl I’m giddy

GIRL YOURE LOW BALLING WTH

Nah girl you really should have kept that as an inside thought. Like what the hell?

Boy mom final boss

My god Linda you are SAVAGE. Her inner monologue about Dave has me cackling

The lamp symbolizes something I just don’t know what lol

I love how tedious Linda finds it to deal with men 😂

Oh jeez how the hell was so much happening that I forgot about the fucking stalker??

Wanting to wake a small child from nap time to question them is so funny to me 😂 slay 💅🏽

I have so fucking much to consider about Renee and I don’t know how I feel about that

Oh wow Jeremy is shockingly idiotic

Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Renee is so Dani coded rn and it’s scaring me. Ifykyk

Amanda is soooo Bo Burnham’s ‘White Woman’s Instagram’ (NON-DEROGATORY) in such a visceral and poignant way that I could almost write an essay

What an interesting, fun time I’m having lol

Pick Up Stix mentioned!

Omg too horny for planes to be able to pursue her desired career path 😂😂😂

Something about her describing her mom’s boyfriend’s sons to appear like beautiful white cows is REALLY frying me rn 😂😂😂

Not the flight string board lol

Wasn’t expecting to turn the page and see Epilogue !

Anna, you’re telling him that a very rich man is potentially in love with you. Of course your dad is team West 😂

Oops wine sesh accidentally caused an incorrect percentage regression. Here’s the correction 😂

Idk if it’s bc this is the first wine fueled reading sesh I’ve had with this book, but the text convo with Vivi has been the funniest, most authentic part about this book so far 😂

I want to like Anna, and most of the time I think I do, but sometimes she becomes so caricaturstic that I’m unsure 🫤

IM SO GLAD RAKE FOUND A FAMILY ON LAND 😭

It’s actually insane that this is one of Kenney’s first published works. This woman never ceases to amaze me.

Haymitch, a confirmed ally! Love to see it

Mermaid knotting?!?!?