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This is probably the first couple in the Briar U spin-off series where I’m anxiously anticipating the get together

This isn’t warming me up to cops, that’s for sure 😂

How are you gonna shower before a tinder date you specifically set up for potential casual sex and forget to shave your legs while in there??

Demi is better than I am because if this is how my parents reacted to me telling them my boyfriend of 8 years cheated on me with multiple women I would become apoplectic 🤬

I don’t feel as if I’ve ever given this book a proper chance due to my intense love of the movie, but I think I’m finally in a space where I can properly separate the two.

Especially now, as a cat owner, I rebuke all this cat hate!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe I’ve read enough of this universe to be on the third hockey captain of Briar since I started 😂

Oh, I’m already obsessed with Ruth!

Jaw. Dropped. I didn’t expect Hazel to get this insidious

I’ve taken to not reading or just skimming the synopsis of books in series I’m reading so I forgot that there’s fake dating!!!!

Omg just when I think he’s about to stop being an idiot 🤦🏽‍♀️

Even with this having been published in 2018, calling Leonardo DiCaprio an “ageless wonder” feels absurd 😂

Fitzy the fool 🤦🏽‍♀️

Never skip a Nat Cassidy story note!

This is definitely one where you should listen to the audiobook!!

Idk, maybe it’s just me, but if the guy I was trying to fire was doing a weird puppet show for me an insisting I continue to eat chicken that does not seem like chicken, I would not continue to eat that fucking ‘,chicken’ 🫠

Something about the narration and format of “The Lunar Eclipse” is very Welcome to Nightvale

I’m actually dying this is so funny 😂😂😂

OMG BAD GARRETT BAD

The Alexander gag has really grown on me though, ngl 😂

This is so not up to the level of Emily Rath’s follow up shorts fr

This is my first time reading this book, but I’ve read the other four in the series at least 3 times each so I feel confident saying that several characters are soooo OOC so far

Like this would actually be the beginning of me hating my boyfriend

Logan’s absolute incompetence is really triggering me rn

I can no longer believe in the longevity of this relationship because I know who Sabrina would have voted for in 2024 and I know who Tucker would have voted for in 2024 and they are NOT the same 😂😂😂

Morris is kingly, ngl

Revisiting this for the third time since discovering and loving it over a decade ago now that it’s a ~sensation~ is gonna be fun!