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It’s so interesting to see what the film deemed “too much” in a story about a fourteen year old who was brutally sexually assaulted and murdered. But a gay Ruth? A Susie and Ray kiss while she’s alive? Lindsey losing her virginity? TOO MUCH, apparently.

Who on earth is making and eating cream cheese and olive sandwiches??

This is my fantasy scenario ngl 😂😂😂

Elle needs to do better on character continuity tho bc I swear I just finished Demi’s book and Demi here? Does not feel like the same girl lol

This book is just a million little heartbreaks, isn’t it?

Oh TJ is such a biiiiiiitch

‘I cheated on you bc I’m an insecure loser who knows you’re too good for him so instead of making an emotionally intelligent decision, I fucked several people including your friend’ - Nico, basically

You can’t stop me from eating up what a g damn SIMP Carlsen is 😂

Not Conor managing to simultaneously be a guys guy and a girls girl all at once 😂

Having to deal with TJ when I’m already forced to deal with the Nico of it all really feels like cruel and unusual punishment.

This is probably the first couple in the Briar U spin-off series where I’m anxiously anticipating the get together

This isn’t warming me up to cops, that’s for sure 😂

How are you gonna shower before a tinder date you specifically set up for potential casual sex and forget to shave your legs while in there??

Demi is better than I am because if this is how my parents reacted to me telling them my boyfriend of 8 years cheated on me with multiple women I would become apoplectic 🤬

I don’t feel as if I’ve ever given this book a proper chance due to my intense love of the movie, but I think I’m finally in a space where I can properly separate the two.

Especially now, as a cat owner, I rebuke all this cat hate!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe I’ve read enough of this universe to be on the third hockey captain of Briar since I started 😂

Oh, I’m already obsessed with Ruth!

Jaw. Dropped. I didn’t expect Hazel to get this insidious

I’ve taken to not reading or just skimming the synopsis of books in series I’m reading so I forgot that there’s fake dating!!!!

Omg just when I think he’s about to stop being an idiot 🤦🏽‍♀️

Even with this having been published in 2018, calling Leonardo DiCaprio an “ageless wonder” feels absurd 😂

Fitzy the fool 🤦🏽‍♀️

Never skip a Nat Cassidy story note!

This is definitely one where you should listen to the audiobook!!

Idk, maybe it’s just me, but if the guy I was trying to fire was doing a weird puppet show for me an insisting I continue to eat chicken that does not seem like chicken, I would not continue to eat that fucking ‘,chicken’ 🫠

Something about the narration and format of “The Lunar Eclipse” is very Welcome to Nightvale

I’m actually dying this is so funny 😂😂😂