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i can’t be reading the same book as everybody else 😢

this is not hitting so far 💀

i’m going to throw up i’m laughing so hard at this fucking book 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HOW CAN YOU CALL THAT DUDE’S PENIS THE « hardest muscle in his body » ???????????????? Are you twelve ? Did you never attend a biology class ???????????
One would think that a romance writer might do some research about the human body.

this is one of the worst writing i have ever seen i cannot look away it’s like slowing down to watch a car accident on the other side of the road.

oh this reads like a 2014 fanfic…………… so many unnecessary cameos…..the dialogue…..girl

this book is too looooooooong. I can name at least 5 scenes that could have been cut out

Thomil is such an interesting main character ! and Siona…is a white woman 💀

i had completely forgotten how much i truly do NOT give a fuck about Dalinar… this is going to be a long one……..

oh i am feeling the third act drama bullshit that is just around the corner. Can romance writers start to learn how to plot their books so they stop feeling like the same thing over and over ????? seriously are they paid by the number of cliches they write in or what ?

god the parts abt their teen years are so bad 😭 « grrr we’re so messed up and bad !!!!!!!! we’re doing every drugs on the planet and we self harm !!!! i am so obsessed with u bc you are so fucked up » was the author aware that she wasn’t writing an episode of euphoria ?

oh i am not enjoying reading this… what a let down

i fucking hate the povs so much i hate this conflict it’s so frustrating and i hate men