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This dude narrator's voice is so low it's basically just a rumble. They're doing the romantacy thing where they are trying so hard to make him a sexy heartthrob and I'm not into it, the voice is so cringe

I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it

"Griva has the same level of intelligence and assets as the CIA, the FSB, M0ssad, or MI6 at his fingertips."

I've said this before and I'll say it again. Stop normalizing the zi0nist entity. Any mention of them even casually in passing is a validation and normalization of their existence and operations.

IT'S HERE AND I'M READING IT AHHHHHHHH

I'm very annoyed at this love triangle. Like bro decide already, I'm over how it's stretching out. I think we're supposed to swoon over either or both dudes but they're just both obnoxious.

I've never been so torn in a love triangle 😭😭😭😭

OMG I didn't say ANY of this coming. I feel so blessed this book is this long and not split into multiple tomes 😭😭😭

"Aton had been Len's supplier, an Israeli gangster..."

Fuck that, that whole racist occupation is a cesspool of war criminal gangsters. Never accept normalization of the zi0nst entity.

How are all these characters sustaining so many head injuries but then carrying on like nothing happened??

This book is depressingly representative of reality 🫠🫠

I don't like any of these characters, they're all pretty dumb

None of the characters in this book are very smart lol

I think they're supposed to be 20 but the dude on the cover looks like he's been through two divorces and a midlife crisis. I'm surprised his hairline isn't receding

Goddaaaaaaaamn this feels like it should be the end of this book but it's only halfway through, what else can possibly happen 😭😭😭

I'm ready for this dick measuring contest lust triangle.

I'm ready for this dick measuring contest list triangle

Oh just have sex already 🙄

I just found out this was only just released in May so there is no second book yet, I’M DEVASTATED 😭😭😭😭😭

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMG

The Guardian can guard me any time

IT’S SO GOOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is he......gay? 👀

The narrator of this audiobook is phenomenal.

Also Cala just cracks me up 😂😂

Soooo I hate this so far lol. It's super vulgar, but also part of me is like, this is probably good because this is how real royalty probably acted, not like all the flowers and rainbow fantasy romantics they're usual portrayed as in books.

What in the Stockholm syndrome is this lmfao

Wow first few sentences, this book wasted no time getting spicy😂

The 'telling-not-showing' exposition vomit is killing me

Uhhhh he just compared her to a ..... Sandwich?

Okay but like.....how did none of them know, dafuq?? 😂😂

Reread, but in Portuguese ! So maybe I can accelerate my learning process hehe.
I've read/listened to this so many times that even if I understood nothing I would probably know what's happening, so that probably helps me learns what things mean and such.

So far so good, my pace isn't even that slow which I'm very pleasantly surprised about!