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What started as a hilarious tale of Jonathan, an apprentice realtor, trying to get Dracula (an undead vampire Jonathan knows nothing about) signed, sealed, delivered into a new flat in London, away from this weird and creepy Transylvania, turns to Jonathan dodging many trials and Dracula seeking revenge on his loved ones only to find Van Helsing has put together the dumbest hunting party in history. Dracula dies.

Dracula done. More stories to come.

I still have yet to see signs of intelligence from this crew of vampire hunters.

Still waiting for ANYONE to not be a complete idiot.

I stand by this. The people in this book hunting Dracula are all idiots.

This is a giant book, with small text on thin paper, containing multiple stories. I’ll finish it one day. As for the Dracula scientists, they’re all idiots.

JEZUS to end a chapter between researcher and Lucy’s ex lover that the person biting children in the necks was not Dracula, but was the thought dead and buried Lucy. That’s how you fuck shit up and end a chapter between researcher

Poetry in motion. I’ve loved every book in this series, but as I get to the close I fall in love with the story and language and characters. I have to stop and think about what I just read. Sometimes I have questions and sometimes I just smile. Then read the passage again.

When my husband brought the box in from the mail I squealed so loudly. La Belle Savage and The Secret Commonwealth were excellent books. But this was a giant book. I had no idea. I’m so happy and excited.