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Still sus of Jules

Jules is sus

Bella when life or death situations happen around her: how can I make this about me

Why are we arguing about a wedding when there’s supposed to be the battle of centuries going on

I’m already scared

Edward is annoying and controlling, Bella is ignorant and stubborn, and Jacob is obsessive and arrogant. #teamCharlie

You will never put me through that again," Esme nearly growled.
Edward grinned, repentant. "Sorry, Mom."
"Thank you, Bella," Carlisle said. "We owe you."
"Hardly," I mumbled.

Did we forget this is all Bella’s fault orrr

so I asked the flight attendant if she could bring me a Coke. "Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine

What are we doing here

I think I’m team Jacob

This is so much better than twilight now that we’ve ditched the romance and embraced the angst

Bella have a female friend challenge

Does Edward do anything besides growl and chuckle

Idk anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was part of the Twilight movie renaissance and greatly enjoyed it. So I was really excited to find out if the source material would prove to be as entertaining. I definitely am entertained and engaged and the book is equally ridiculous as the movie... but however... I feel the book has a much more sinister vibe!!! What do you mean "i would have been angrier if his laughter wasn't so fascinating"

Anne is giving Mary Sue now I don’t remember this from my first read!! If my friend got me 25$ for free I would simply thank her #justicefordiana

Anne is annoying me you can’t treat Gilbert badly and then say that he can’t talk to any other girls

I have long been a proponent of em dashes — predating chatgpt— but this includes far too many of then

I started reading ebook instead of listening to audiobook and I like it a bit more now

And what is with the whole discovery of mitochondria thing and then him being like oh what’s their energy source? THE WHOLE POINT OF MITOCHONDRIA IS TO MAKE ATP so why would u make them have a diff energy source, it’s not mitochondria then 😭😭😭😭

My latest gripes with this book:

“I have the US military on my side that’s pretty powerful don’t you think” and “tell the corrupt North African leaders to not get in the way” okay sure I thought you didn’t want politics in fiction andy weir?

Thjs is like reading my high school lab notebook