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there's a lot of inconsistencies with the date and time in the chapter headers that make it weird... how does it go from 5:36pm to 7:25pm in the same conversation?

She slaughters his whole village. He kills her in 20 time loops. A match made in hell 🥰🥰

Nope. I’m out. DNF at throbbing maw.

When I eat you, I wanna get pubes stuck in my teeth, I want to drink in your rich flavors; not have a waxed, floral-smelling, prissy pussy stuck in my face.”

Please say psyche right now?? Who tf let the author put that line in there 🤢🤢 I’m about to dnf I swear to god

This book is weird. It was advertised as why choose rockstar romance. From what I’ve gathered, there is only 2 MMC and a weird ass family dynamic of groupies they call family where everyone sleeps with everyone. There’s MM and FF and so far one scene of FFF. Definitely not what I was expecting, especially with the MMCs sleeping with other females in front of the FMC

She finds out the guys were in love with her sister and she just says no way, my sister wasn’t like that? Like miss girl, do you not see how you’re just a replacement?

The amount of times the word suckled is used is criminal 😂 also, how is she getting a positive pregnancy test if it’s only been barely 2 weeks?? And she says it could be any of the three guys but one of them has only fucked her in the 🍑 so that rules him out. Also this book is like 90% smut and barely any plot..

This is basically 50 Shades but why choose and without the BDSM….

I wish the triggers would have included harm to animals… it’s not something I’m triggered by but others might be. I also don’t particularly enjoy reading about people fighting with dogs..