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I’m actually do tired of this book but at this point I’m going to finish it out of spite

Of course a book about getting swallowed by a whale has a character named Tarshish

When I asked someone about the horse I was told “oh it’s just a painting that they talk about.”


Reader, the horse is NOT just a painting that they talk about.

Everyone is terrible and no one has a right to be mad

I’m thinking this is gonna be an identity switching situation

Maybe I’m cynical but this one is goofy, y’all's

Maybe it’s because I just watched that very mediocre Anne Hathaway dinosaur movie, but why does it feel like these types of stories always make the mother out to be an uptight killjoy out to split up her family? Are most men incapable of writing women kindly?

This child is pissing me off

Reading this because Luke and I are planning to see the movie next week. The writing style is driving me nuts, and all of the very positive reviews seem to be from men, which is not a super encouraging sign, but I am hopeful I’ll like it more once I adjust to the choppiness of the prose.

I just want sweet Theodore to be happy :(((((

LET HER AUDIT THE COURSES!!!!!!!

The way that my library only has large print copies available for all the books I want to read……

Not Shyanne’s wedding being on January 6

Danglers is so had he deserves a more embarrassing name than Danglers (which is already pretty bad as it is)

Book club reread

Villefort admitting that cops are useless when it comes to preventing crime….. Things really never change, do they?

Listening on audiobook. Kind of underwhelming, but I will persist.

Now I know I can’t trust Naz because she hates Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

Is everyone in England just casually in a punk band??

Danson’s calves must be on fire rn

Can’t get over the characters referring to Little Shop of Horrors as “an ambitious production” for a college theater department…………….