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Brilliant comedy of manners

"Most women would kill to have,..." No, they wouldn't

16 times is not doable... nope

For someone really into self-care, you would think a psychologist would be on her calendar

Note to author: for the love of all that's good in this world, put the thesaurus down!

Nothing has happened so far... NOTHING

So as an Iranian, anytime someone asks me where are you from? I say, "I'm asian". Then they proceed to tell me that "No, you are from middle east not Asia". I don't know where exactly is this middle east and it always confuses me. A few pages in and the author addresses this. I know already this will be an excellent read.

Her confusion about gender reminds me of the time we had to learn English in school. Our minds were blown when we discovered we had to determine one's gender before discussing them. Imagine our surprise when we found out about languages like French or Arabic,...

Decided to give this one another chance.
2% in and the heroine is sexually assaulted. She ponders if she should gain 20 pounds so she will not get assaulted again because r''ists prefer women with 'tight asses'. At this point, shame on me for trying it again.

Is this book longor what?

I thought we were past the whole "I am not like other girls" routine,... Our heroine wears comfy clothes to a coffee shop unlike all other women who show up in their bandage dresses,...

The kid also has to be quirky,... She does not say "Why are you frowning,mom?".No; She, instead, says "Why are you doing that thing that aunt can't do because of botox?" Okay,...Rebecca