Jennifer > Recent Status Updates

The prose are so god damn beautiful.

Oh… this hurts.

This book has already ruined me.

“The only creature that can do right or wrong in the forest is me. And I alone can show mercy.”

“Even now I’m nothing but a thin skin covering a mountain of memories... What will happen to me if that skin gets torn?”

This is so whimsical!

Me? Obsessed with you? Yes. Yes I am obsessed.

wtf? I never read YA but this is so good.

Faradaddy is everything in this book.

And now I want to dance naked in the woods with the human goat god then jump on a flying broom with the universe of stars exploding above me. Is that too much to ask for??

That chapter was so romantic in a super odd way.

Why am I shipping a human goat god and Abitha?

Did… that… just… happen?

Hilo is so damn hot.

Anden got me blushing over here. “I want to ^*%#.
“ 🪭🔥🥵

I’m just going to walk around telling people who piss me off “I offer you a clean blade” . So sick!

Elend reading a book at the ball would have me sat too. I get it Vin.

YES! I knew he was looking and talking about him as more than just friends.

This is so good.

Oh! But I think there might be an animal companion… so at least there’s that.

I just don’t care. The dialogue is flat. The vocabulary is driving me nuts. Somehow there’s too much action. it’s not building enough of a story for me to get invested in because it’s just training to fight or actual fighting. I’m giving it another 50 pages to see if I change my mind.

Now I remember why I hated Burrich so much almost immediately. Nosey 😭

“You have pissed on me. I claim you.” 😂😂😂😂

Everyone around Fitz sucks so much except nettle, pers, and riddle. Fitzvigilant and shine are awful.

She keeps calling him “the handsome rapist” and for the love of god please tell me there is a reason for this that makes sense in the story.

The fool dressing Fitz cuz he’s freaking out 😭

Really Robin!? I’m on page 5 and you have me teary eyed. 🐺

I’m already obsessed. 🐝

‘My dream was dead in my arms.’

Why would you write this Robin?!?!? Ive never sobbed so hard over a book in my life. I hate this fucking book.

“I love you too Tom. You gave me a whistle. And pink sugar cake. I’ll try not to be mean to you anymore.” … I could almost see the slow accepting wag of Nighteyes tail.

Fucking sobbing.